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Mozzarella lemonade

rootedbeer

The lemonade tastes no different and the mozzarella tastes no different. Highly recommend

#highly recommend #mozzarella lemonade #drinks #tumblr absurdities #fistbumping lesbians vibe

Mozzarella lemonade

#mozzarella lemonade

theabigailthorn

I made a Mii of you hope that's alright

hell yeah

i do like mozzarella lemonade and honey!

strange-aeons

I'm very tired and briefly considered the possibility that British people enjoy a weird delicacy called "mozzarella lemonade"

mangled-by-disuse

get a load of this guy who's never had mozzarella lemonade

strange-aeons

atuats-sidechick

make mozzarella lemonade

mozzarella

lemon juice

lemon peel

water

sugar

honey

Voting ended onMay 18

strange-aeons

In my twisted mind mozzarella lemonade looks like boba tea but with mini mozzarella balls instead of tapioca pearls. Btw.

rootedbeer

Mabey the mozzarella is the ice. Frozen mozzarella in lemonade

#mozzarella lemonade #mozzarella #lemonade #lemon #fuck it lets add some random tags #lemongrab #lemondemon

"Why is it built like a sedimentary rock with the layers? I dont remember them being like this. They did something. The company. They did something to my beutiful ritz! RAWWR!!! MAY WE BLACKEN THE DAYS OF THE COMPANY WHO DECIDED THE CRACKERS BE SANDSTONIFIED! THEY'LL DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT THEIR RECIPIE BUT THEY SURE AS HELL CANNOT HIDE FROM ME!!!" -Ritz Cracker Addict, 2026

#crackers #humorous anger #tee hee

Here is a bunch of logical fallicies to memorize so next presidential debate you can tally each time a fallacy is used.

#funny #humour #haha #logical fallacy #presidential debate #tally

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So if riebeck is an archeologist, feldspar is an explorer or smth, chert is an astronomer, and esker is the guy who takes care of the moon outpost, then what is gabbro? Weed smoker? Magic mushroom user? Local hippie?

#outer wilds #space #potential spoilers #funny #weed #gabbro

Outer wilds tractor beam sound effect for those who want it

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Man: hey unusually large group of french pelicans, are you feeling good today?

Pelicans:

#funny #funny post #ball knowledge #cosmo sheldrake

internationalspacestationn

i watched the thing it was really awesome

rootedbeer

#funny #funny memes #funny post #humor #teehee #tumblr humor #haha #hehehe

Cinmanimn rolls

#baking #bake #dough #cimnamim rolls

Somebody: *paints monday on their calendar blue for some reason*

New order:

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Old sony camera: *shoots a star (yellow dwarf) made entirely out of old radios*

The buggles:

#memes #meme #funny #funny memes #funny post #teehee #humor #ball knowledge #real ones know #video vs. radio

God creating a lamp:

God: now make the light bulb REALLY bright.

Angel: but won't that blind people?

God: good point...

Angel: okay *scribbles on paper* low. Brightness. Theres two s's in brightness? Okay. Low brightness. Light. Bul-

God: NO! Instead of making the lightbulb weak... put a tube around it.

Angel: what?

God: did I stutter?

#funny post #funny #funny memes #humor #tumblr humor #meme

I have discovered how to change the font. Oh boy!

How we felt saying "no we can't" while watching bob the builder as kids

#funny memes #funny post #funny #humor #bob the builder #I have no followers and so I dont get to be on anyones fyp. these many tags are justified #hi #meme

Before watching the thing: Boutta watch a horror movie called the thing. I gurantee i will have a better name by the end of the movie

After watching the thing: nope. Yeah they pretty much nailed it. That is... wow *tsk* that was... *sigh* yeah that is indeed a thing thats... thats a thing. Wow... 10/10 movie though

#funny memes #funny post #funny #humor #the thing #horror movies #meme

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