MkV

I post whatever I want i may occasionally reblog from nsfw blogs

[sindevilslit]

DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THESE TWO NEPHRITES? I’m SOBBING

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THEY’RE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE

[bwitiye]

rb if you agree

[moldyjunk]

One of these days Yellow Diamond is gonna cry and reprimand Blue Diamond for making her do it but Blue’s eyes will be dry and Yellow will be like “aw fuck it’s me” 

[moldyjunk]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[devoposting-deactivated20190507]

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[kingofcamelot]

gundam guy can also get it

[govthookercoulson]

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

[rensbogusadventure]

Country folk can survive

[re-jet-irony]

Dude stack those connexes up and you got a sweet home. Lived and worked outta one for a year.

[catchymemes]

[zillion-ronald-manus]

someone post the “we got another one” post from the /fit/ thread about the guy working out and becoming gay

[shephardlovesyou]

[dykke-deactivated20120923]

[drunkblogging]

omgggggg

[nasai]

ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY

[valderie]

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[botwin]

this video changed my life. I’ve never been so touched. nothing better has ever happened to me.

[completelycarly]

@not-easy-being-green124

[waitedforgarridebs]

WHAT A WAY TO START 2019, KEEP IT UP OMG

[cognitivedissonance]

I CAN’T FECKIN RUN!

[bonersniper]

I feel like a wine mom sharing Facebook posts but this is too good to not share

[that-twink-over-there]

PURE

[oftheninthcircle-deactivated202]

Pearl is legally the Queen of England

[sinweichen]

That’s how she oppressed the irish

[succulentbud]

wasn’t this a scene in the “Pearl Hates The Irish” episode?

[cogcomics]

greatest spider-men conversation ever

[empgonzo]

You forgot the best part, because he gave him that burger Owen makes sure to bring Miles’ mom (who had died in his own series several years prior) back to life in the new universe. I’m not kidding.

[sindri42]

That is the absolute best bullshit comic book resurrection I have ever heard of.

[tieflingfaggot]

Holy shit.

[bloody-white-wolf]

[hell0-there-lady]

The reality of Instagram Modeling

[medic981]

This is important.

[daintydiarist]

Bless this post

[emthetimelady]

I really need stuff like this

[su-but-othrstf-too]

Alex H: “what happens if a gem is in the dark too long?”

Rebecca S: “I cant answer that.”

?!?!?!?!????????!

[darkmoron]

The bathroom at work has a motion sensor light that turns off every 30 seconds so every time I try to take a fucking shit at work I gotta have a rave party with my arms while sitting my ass on the toilet or else I’ll just sit in pitch blackness

[darkmoron]

THIS IS LITTERALLY HOW I BE SHITTING AT WORK

[ultra-despair-deactivated202106]

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

[beynotce]