Squish Squad

I cried today because my chicken nugget was in the shape of a heart

[huffylemon]

[dumb-bitch-that-ships21]

Lexi: *enters the building with the sole purpose of talking to Fez, no intention of buying anything until she needs a cover when she sees Faye*

Fez: Hey, how’s it going? You need help? Oh you want a drink? We have those. Need help? Oh no my sweet darling Angel malt liquor is gross I can help direct you to something better?

Cal “A for all intents and purposes paying customer” Jacobs: do you have spearmint

Fez: idk man, gums over there fuck off

[plutos-pocket-universe-deactiva]

fatin: i hate you.

leah, in her head: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words

[psychedelicwap]

S4 of Killing Eve but it’s just Eve and Villanelle commuting to Helene’s office to get a job taking out members of the twelve that aren’t needed anymore to gather intel and they see that statue in the waiting room and Eve goes all !dark Eve! on him for ‘staring at her girl’

[80slesbiab]

[summers-buffy]

[9x07fiona]

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

here's the thing: older women who are slightly mean to you

[frosticemage]

“The Floor is Dangerous Villain Characters”

Me:

Well, hello, this is so me though lmao.

[jimkerk]

the zodiac is OUT the new personality test is which queer eye member you would immediately disappoint after they left

[psychedelicwap]

fuck your star sign show me your home done hair cut

[psychedelicwap]

Note to self changing your hair doesn’t change your own personality x

[psychedelicwap]

Just wanna wear a fringe jacket and own a motorcycle tbh

[psychedelicwap]

Meeting the Fab Five

Bobby: you clearly spend hours alphabetising your bookshelf and call it cleaning

Antoni: this isn’t souP it’s literally iced coffee in a bowl

Tan: i cannot see you underneath the twenty layers of fluffy sweater

Jonathon: HONEY put the curlers down, you don’t have to do this

Karamo: you can’t keep swapping your antidepressants for drugs

[medicinecorvidsxx]

what kind of political compass is this

[headspace-hotel]

The four seasons: hot girl summer, scary woman winter, weird lady spring and goth bitch autumn

[championed]

Sandra Oh and Jodie Comer for Entertainment Weekly (x)