HUI

hahaha it me

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[ryebreadgf]

whatever this genre of art is so true

[ruinedchildhood]

[bloodbrainnbarrier]

[slightmood]

[rodrickheffeley]

porn bots moving to letterboxd and giving parasite five stars is highlight of my day

[dunsparcee]

I sneeze

[internetwes]

[hotlikeaspicymeatball]

[spitblaze]

if someone tells you they play Yakuza for anything other than the stupendous water physics they’re probably lying

[draayder]

I just started yakuza kenzan and was already floored by this, the literal first moments of the game featuring the most photo-realistic puddle I’ve ever seen

this game came out in 2008

[draayder]

this is not water physics but yakuza 7 decided it wanted to innovate bread physics too

and the team kind of going hog on little things like that gets talked about a little here

Yokoyama just writes “and then Ichiban eats some bread” and the entire animation and modelling team just goes oh yeah? oh yeah??? oh he’ll eat some fucking bread alright 

[hollowboobtheory]

it's all fun and games until you take a little too long to swallow your medication and you start tasting it

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing I’ve noticed while running an online shop is that Americans never include their country when writing their address.

I don’t mean when filling in online forms, bc that’s obviously a required element. but when emailing me for address changes for orders, they never include a country in the updated address. but I always know the country is the United States of America because literally nobody else around the world would do that.

[whomst-am-i]

Seriously? Why would you include it though? It’s extraneous information like ofc its the us

[pangur-and-grim]

there are 195 countries in the world

[fagknowledge]

But we also always have to include our states, which if you get confused what country “California” is in, that’s kind of on you.

[chaotic-carnifex]

If you get confused what country “Hessen” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Karnataka” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Kärnten” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Bahia” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Manitoba” is in, that’s kind of on you.

If you get confused what country “Colima” is in, that’s kind of on you.

… yeah, checks out /j

[the-haiku-bot]

If you get confused

what country “Hessen” is in,

that’s kind of on you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-moonlight-witch]

This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

[marichromatic]

[mushrooomring]

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

[stargiirl27]

toxic mothers are wild they'll really be like "I never said that" like ma'am yes you did cause it's been ingrained in my head since I was twelve

[creekfiend]

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

[portmanteaurian]

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

[un-un-creative]

[cantabilechaos]

Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up

[miloyiannopoulos]

🕉.

[spooky-spaghetties]

who is this… who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

[kanyewesticle]

when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop

[kanyewesticle]

please stop reblogging this