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Harley; She/Her; 30; Word Goblin; Shitposter; Doofus; Raccoon; Likely Confused 18+ Content https://onlyfans.com/harleygrestin

[pterodactylterrace]

Master List

Below this cut lies most of the stories I have written.

Henry Cavill One Shots

Goodest Boy

Status: One shot/ complete

Summary: Kal is the goodest boy there is.

~*~

Go To Bed

Status: One shot/ complete

Summary: He’s basically a giant toddler when he’s been drinking.

Warnings: alcohol consumption 

~*~

Happy Anniversary

Status: One shot, complete

Summary: It’s their anniversary. He would be expecting something special

Warning: ‘tis smut with very little in the way of ‘plot’ 

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Grab Ass

Status: One shot, complete

Summary: Henry has one too many while out with the boys.

Warnings: Drunkenness. 

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Short Girl Decorated

Summary: I can only reach so high

Warnings: none

Henry Cavill Series

Falling 

Status: Complete

Part One: Falling

Part Two: I’ll Catch You

Part Three: Wingman

Summary:  Henry fell for a woman, a woman fell for him, but will they fall for each other?

~*~

Guys Like You

Status: COMPLETE

Chapters:  {Prologue} {Chapter 1} {Chapter 2} {Chapter 3} {Chapter 4} {Chapter 5} {Chapter 6} {Chapter 7} {Chapter 8} {Chapter 9} {Chapter 10} {Chapter 11} {Chapter 12} {Chapter 13} {Chapter 14} {Chapter 15} {Chapter 16}  {Chapter 17} {Chapter 18} {Chapter 19} {Chapter 20}

Summary:  Guys like you just don’t fall for girls like me.

Guys Like You Universe One Shots:

Random One Shots set in the same universe as Guys Like You.

Title: Clog

Status: One Shot

Summary: Not that kind of clog...

Rating: T

Warnings: Several mentions of breastfeeding, mentions of alcohol, lactation kink, probably pretty cringe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ if any of that bothers you, this probably isn’t your (very small) cup of tea.

Captain Syverson

Teddy Bear

Status: One Shot, Complete Fluff Piece

Summary: Syverson goes by many names, but only she is allowed to use that one.

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Adjustments

Status: Complete

Summary:  Adjusting to civilian life isn’t easy, especially when your own son doesn’t remember you.

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Beautiful

Status: Complete

Summary: I’ll take a moment with you, rather than a lifetime without

Warnings:  Drinking, fluff, death, pregnancy.

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Sugar Drabbles

Collection of drabbles between Syverson and Sugar (Can be OFC or reader insert). They can be read alone, but they are connected. Listed in chronological order. 

Snare

Status: One shot/ complete

Summary: Time to make a good first impression.

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Major

Status: One shot/ complete

Summary: As it turns out, he already knows her.

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Help

Status: One shot/complete

Summary: Someone save me from the spiders

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Burn Baby Burn

Summary: Syverson gets a little forgetful while texting a certain lady friend.

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The Coffee Shop Incident

Summary: Thanks a lot, technology. 

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Inconvenient

Summary: Sometimes Mother Nature has the worst timing.

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First Time

Summary: Their first time together.

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Dinner

Summary: Dinner with the two men in her life.

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Our Time Apart

Summary: I can’t sleep with you so far away.

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Loopy

Summary: Emergency surgery and anesthesia  

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Pop

Summary: The worlds fluffiest fluff piece.

Captain Syverson Headcannons

The Captain’s Love Language

Walter Marshall

Intruder

Status: Complete

Summary:  Sometimes, Walter can’t help but bring work home with him.

August Walker

Princess

Status: One shot/ Complete

Summary: She was his Princess, and it’s about time she knows it. (Dark Fic)

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Brat

Summary: When she’s been a brat all day

[pterodactylterrace]

Bucky: I hate how everyone dresses slutty on Halloween. My culture is not your costume.

[pterodactylterrace]

Walker: Bucky, did you glue a picture of you with your new haircut over the team ad campaign?

Bucky: Yeah, I think it looks better this way.

Walker: You glued it over me.

Bucky: Yeah, I think it looks better this way.

[pterodactylterrace]

This just in! Ya girl has officially gotten her entire adult family doing recreational marijuana. I’m officially the bad influence around here 😂

[pterodactylterrace]

This just in! My therapist has told me for the second time that I’m currently too mentally fucked up for therapy!

I’m too mentally ill for therapy to help me.

That’s a fairly spectacular failure if you ask me. Like, damn. I outdid myself!

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: What are we doing?

Yelena: Wasting our lives.

Bucky: I meant for lunch.

[pterodactylterrace]

I just watched guardians 3 yesterday. Now all I can imagine is Karja meeting Steve and Bucky, and having this same conversation. With both of them.

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Steve: *jumps from plane with no chute*

Bucky: FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!

Karja: Your friend’s a moron. I got one of those too, I get it.

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Bucky: *drives straight over a cliff making an escape*

Steve: You’ve gotta be shitting me.

Karja: Your friend’s a moron. I got one of those too, I get it.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Punch me in the face.

Bucky: Punch you?

Walker: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Bucky: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

[loki-is-my-kink-awakening]

Zemo: ... I can't believe I have to ask–

Bucky and Alexei:

Zemo: Which one of you, somehow, set the SINK on FIRE??

Bucky: I love that you can't tell anymore

Zemo: I don't, James, this is my literal nightmare. You idiots are catching water on fire now.

Insp

[pterodactylterrace]

Are they brave or dumb?

Worse, enhanced and dumb.

*Bucky and Alexei drive straight off a cliff*

[eternalslover]

Incorrect quotes - thunderbolts

Yelena: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Bucky?

Bucky: no

Bob: i do!

Yelena: I know Bob

Bob: im sad

Yelena: I know Bob

[eternalslover]

Incorrect quotes - thunderbolts

Y/n: bucky i have a crush on you

Bucky: oh damn

Bucky: why is Bob here?

Y/n: I needed him for emotional support

Bob: hi

[skullfragments]

approx. five billion years ago i saved this very silly post with the idea to draw it someday. that day is (finally) today!

@gay-jewish-bucky

[givemebackmybucky]

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

[whatis2plus2]

STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.

BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN

[eliana-alani-deactivated2017082]

This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.

[i-a-q]

Clint: So, what’s the weirdest thing Hydra ever made you do?

Bucky: You don’t want to know.

Clint: Now I really want to know.

Bucky: *sighing* I once stole a cake. Just to steal it. No reason. Just a cake.

Clint: *laughing* That’s… actually kind of amazing.

[incorrectmarvels]

Bucky: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?

Yelena: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

[johnwalkerrrrr]

Bucky: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

John: It was autocorrect.

Bucky: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

John: Yes.

[perrytheplatypus0]

[pterodactylterrace]

Bucky: It would seem I left some stupid behind, AND ITS NAMED STEVE!!!