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Steve: Did you just flirt with me?
Bucky: Have been since the Great Depression but thanks for noticing.
Peter: Did you eat?
Johnny: I SLAYED!
Peter: No, Johnny. I was asking if you had breakfast.
Johnny: *walks into the room looking upset*
Sue: Are you okay? What’s wrong? What happened?
Johnny: Promise you won’t be mad?
Ben: HE JUST HIT ME WITH HIS FUCKING CAR
Peter: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Harley: They do.
Tony: …Why did you say that with such certainty?
Yelena: So I was wondering if you could help me out.
Alexei: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of explosives.
Yelena: Nope, different thing.
Yelena: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Walker: Don’t you mean cards?
Yelena: No, I don’t.
Yelena: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I’ve ever forgotten something.
Walker: You left me in a parking garage like three weeks ago.
Yelena: That was on purpose. Try again.
Bucky, picking up the phone: Hello?
Steve: It’s Steve.
Bucky: What did he do this time?
Steve: No, it’s actually me, Steve.
Bucky: What did you do this time?
Bucky, to everyone: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
Yelena: You say "you people" like you're not part of the family. Well, I've got news for you, Bucky. You're already on the Christmas card.
Johnny: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse, that's what I always say. Sue: Please say something else.
Bucky: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?
Yelena: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.
Tony: This is not the time for your shenanigans!
Peter: It was a single shenanigan!
Bucky, exasperated: why is it when something bad happens it’s always you four?
Yelena:…
John:…
Ava:…
Bob: believe me, Bucky. I’ve been asking myself the exact same thing for the past 14 months
Bucky, walking in: what the hell happened??
Bob, bleeding out on the floor: I need updog...
Bucky: okay, uh, what's updog?
Bob: *laughs weakly, loses consciousness*
Bucky: *sitting on Steve’s lap*
Natasha:
Sam:
Natasha: Why did you sit there?
Bucky: There is nowhere else to sit
Sam: But the chair next to him is empty—
Steve: *holding Bucky tighter* There is nowhere else to sit
Yelena: So, basically, we're completely swamped. All hands on deck.
Ava: I don't even like you people.
Yelena: Don't care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
Walker: [walking in] Yelena, do you need help with anything?
Yelena: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early.
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