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A Franciscan monk taking a break from tending to the fields to pet a cat (2004)

Captured by photographer Steve McCurry at the Sanctuary of Santa Maria della Foresta in Rieti, Italy.

the masochist with sensory issues really liked when you bit it really hard on the arm, but can you please wipe the spit off now? please? ....why are you looking at it like that?

#camilla hect

dickoelysium

Podfic: Smokers on the Balcony by @ptolemia

AO3 Link Listen on archive.org

#omg podfic!#yessssssss #disco elysium

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“FOR URGENT REVIEW”

pairing: Judith Deuteros/ Coronabeth Tridentarius

rating: e

word count: 6.3k

A report filed by First Lieutenant J. Deuteros, regarding an encounter with a strange plant on an unknown planet.

- OR -

That one jodybeth sex pollen AYU report format fic I’ve been promising for like a year now.

#if you enjoy the idea of Judith trying to explain fingerblasting as a medical intervention in an official document you will like this #jodybeth #tlt #my fic

rosenkranz-does-things

rent-lowering gunshots

#campal #this is absolutely gorgeous holy shit

lykoiii

(vampire crown voice) be my companion jody

for the esteemed tlt whiteboard

#HELLO???#im BARKING #this is incredible #tlt #jodybeth

evelynhewett

#discworld

mechanicalrot

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

#dare I say Camilla Hect

arithmonym

necro-cav pairs on tandem bikes. thank you for your consideration 🙏

#Ianthe and Corona with Babs on one of those tiny trailers people put kids in behind the bike #campal on a one-seater bike and they are sharing the one seat (pal smugly in her lap I presume and steering while she peddles)#Griddlehark saw their bike in half and then shout at each other when they can’t ride it #the fourth frantically removing the stabilisers Magnus put on their bike before anyone cool sees them #(they succeed but roll the bike over and eat shit almost immediately)#second and fifth both competent but only the fifth are Enjoying that competency #seventh and eighth are both ‘cav does all the peddling’ but Dulcie steers #whereas Silas just yells commands like a wretched little boy king desperate to have rotten veg thrown at him by the crowd

For The Flowers Are Great Great Blessings

fandom: The Locked Tomb

pairing: Judith Deuteros/Coronabeth Tridentarius

rating: E

word count: 6k

"Go on," she found herself panting, "tell me- tell me what you think of me." She braced, clenching on nothing, for the next strike. It didn't come.

"What I… think of you? I- that's- it's just." Judith cleared her throat. "Princess. I need a little time to- to prepare my- if I could write it, perhaps, I-'' And now her hand did come down, but it did so very gently, resting light and a little cold against the upmost curve of Corona's thigh. "I have no talent for words. Which is not to say I care less, only that-"

"Jody, darling, I mean-" she stifled a sudden, unbidden giggle into the mattress, off-guard and charmed and warm all through the core of her. "I mean, call me a slut, or something. You know."

"I do not," said Judith, sounding remarkably prudish for someone who currently had a tremendously beautiful woman bent naked over her knee.

"Oh, come on. You can say easy if you're shy."

"That seems-"

"Whore?"

"Princess!"

Corona laughed again. "Alright! We'll work up to it. Just tell me- hmm." She stretched out, arching her back, and purred. "Tell me I've been bad, then."

#jodybeth #the locked tomb #my fic #judith deuteros #coronabeth tridentarius #this one’s got spanking and military kink and seasonal depression #enjoy !

ryebreadgf

oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?

#Ianthe to Pal about Cam at some point probably #and like. yes.

draculagerard

who was your original blorbo? Like the first ever blorbo that you felt Blorbo Induced Emotions for

draculagerard

Some blorbos are obviously more popular than others. I should make a list of the most popular original blorbos when I have the time

#littlefoot or moomin I think

oldbutchdanielmolloy

L + ratio + trite + contrived + mediocre + milquetoast + amateurish + infantile + cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism + eye-fucked me + affront to humanity + war crime + should *literally* be tried for war crimes + resolutely shit + lacking in imagination + uninformed reimagining of + limp-wristed + premature + ill-informed attempt at + talentless fuckfest + recidivistic shitpeddler + pedantic + listless + savagely boring + just one repulsive laugh after another

#this is what I hope my work inspires in u all btw x #disco elysium

frodo-a-gogo

W H I T E M O U R N I N G

#Gorgeous wow #disco elysium

cpericardium

hello locked tomb blog can i request harrow stuck in the saw bathroom (or any saw trap you like, dealer's choice)

#the locked tomb

trashy-greyjoy

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

arithmonym

tamsyn muir’s note on camilla’s name… goodbye everyone, i’m going to lie face-down in a pond for a while.

#‘just like the canonically married couple’ mmmhmm okay yes I see I see #the campal of it all… I think of this often #the locked tomb

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