>have problem
>recognize it as part of my divine punishment
>no problem
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@abjure-obsolescence
>have problem
>recognize it as part of my divine punishment
>no problem
>have problem
>recognize it as part of my divine punishment
>no problem
>have problem
>recognize it as part of my divine punishment
>no problem
>have problem
>recognize it as part of my divine punishment
>no problem
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u should get your daughter rlly drunk and grope her
Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.
It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.
#also i recognise that the self that walks in darkness is not inherently any more true than the self that walks in the light#but i've gotta ask: is there something going on that i should know about#like#pronoun-wise?
lesbian woman in nitrile exam gloves. and she’s kind of mean. okay?
and she fingers you with a disinterested expression and you cum so hard you start crying and she looks so disgusted but she still lets you lie there shaking. okay?
I've seen kink scenarios where one party to a relationship really wants to be the princess in some sort princess/knight dynamic and the other is too normie to properly play their part, and I agree that's funny as hell, but I think the converse scenario where the "princess" is the one who's trying to be normal about it also has legs.
Like, I'm not specifically proposing a Don Quixote inflected kink scenario, but I'm not not proposing that, either.
(No, this is not just straight people. When straight people gesture in this direction they almost invariably cast the knight as a dominant party who merely pretends at submission. To go full Quixote, the knight needs to earnestly be trying to sub to someone who lacks the temperament to be an effective dom.)
not to make a vent post here but like id understand if it was halo top or friendlys but if im bringing you hagen daaz or ben and jerrys and you still complain about how my basement isnt ventilated well or your chain is too tight then you just sound ungrateful. sorry
I do quite like the idealized "obedient" headspace you sometimes see explored in hypnokink.
I think it's really fun to present it as somewhat horrifying. Unable to fight back or resist, body automatically complying with each request. I tell you to tell me that you're okay with this, that you're consenting, that this is all exactly what you desire.
And, in a stuttering and struggling voice, you repeat back exactly what I told you to say. The end point after resistance: meet what you could become. Smile for the camera.
I tend to understand it as an eroticism of the fawn response. Say it in the right tone and add enough pressure and you immediately comply. Survival instinct. For just the one moment, you don't need to do anything but go along with it.
You'll take account of what you have left after it's over. And in that way, I imagine you can almost want this to go on forever. So you never ever ever have to worry about what comes after, and can just forever be my toy. Isn't that nice? It's easier than the alternative.
There's like such a type of reflective retrocausality in the way I behave cause if someone tells me something they notice about me that somehow fits into the past even if it isn't necessarily true it will become the truth and will start being consciously incorporated into my self because i appreciate being observed that much
Basically all reality is determined by observers and the "self" that exists within a vacuum can be pretty easily overwritten
The thing is: if your predominantly trans space makes a cis guy uncomfortable, that guy is probably not a good fit for the space. Like, cis guys who complain about egg jokes are, in my experience moderating such spaces, also extremely likely to start talking about misandry being a real problem and how feminists need to quiet down.
At the same time, I don't particularly think "taking action for the purposes of making someone uncomfortable" is good for a space, either. I think it's very easy for a space to produce a culture that makes existing users comfortable at the cost of making the space more hostile for new users.
But, uh, egg jokes are a part of transfem social reproduction. Venting about how men suck is part of being a woman (in fact, venting about how your oppressors suck is part of being part of any marginalized group). And, as a marginalized group, being loud is part of feeling safe.
I think "this is bad because it makes cis men uncomfortable" discourse is disguising one thing as another. Producing a reasonable sounding justification that preys on the listener's unfamiliarity with the problem (and, in fact, their tendency to center the experiences of cis men).
An important thing to understand in order to understand intersectionality is that "cis man" is not the 'average person'. In general, the experiences of the least marginalized are not a "canary in the coal mine" that must be looked to first. In fact, our movement must be built upon the experiences of the multiply-marginalized, not those closest to the top.
monty hall problem mods/house rules
the ultra monty hall problem: you are presented with three doors and told that one of them contains a car, the other two goats. after your initial choice the host reveals a fourth door & asks if you would like to switch your guess, but only to the fourth door. you are not given any hint as to whats behind the fourth door
monty hall scattershot: you are presented with three doors and are told that 10 cars & 10 goats are spread across them completely at random. after your initial guess the host opens the door you picked, then asks if you want to switch to another one
the discursive monty hall problem: exactly like the regular monty hall problem except each door has a 50/50 chance of having a goat or a car
the monty prison problem: you and a stranger in a separate room you cannot see, hear, or communicate with are each presented with three doors. if you and the stranger pick the same door, you both get a car: otherwise you both get a goat. after your initial pick the host will reveal a door that the stranger did not pick and ask if you want to switch your choice-- the stranger is being asked the same thing
the monty hall solution: three doors (1 car & 2 goats). after your initial choice the host opens the door you picked, revealing its contents, then asks if you want the contents or not. irrespective of whether you were correct he will say "are you sure" 5 times at minimum.
the monty corridor problem: the host presents you with three doors: two of them contain goats, and one leads to three further doors: of those doors, two contain slightly smaller goats, and one leads to three further doors. and so on
the monty hall problem unrated edition: as the regular monty hall problem, but if you dont change your initial choice, whatever prize you get is doubled
the monty hall consensus: you are one of twelve contestants being presented with three doors. one door has $120000, one has $60000, and the other has 120 litres of goat milk. all contestants who pick a given door will have its prize evenly split between them. three of the other contestants (you dont know which ones) have been told which doors contain which prizes. you are last in the picking order.
the monty trust problem: you are presented with three doors and told that one contains a car, the other two goats. after your initial pick the host says "oh, well that's wrong. door x is the one with the car." none of the doors are opened. you are asked if you want to switch
the monty twist problem: as "the monty trust problem", but you are also aware that one of the doors contains a cursed gem that will free the previous host and force you to become the new monty hall
hall of the monty king: the host presents you with 100 doors. 4 of them contain various ungulates, 1 contains a car, and 95 contain a ticket that allows you to pick another door.
the monty "hard mode" problem: after your initial guess all three doors will be opened. if your initial guess was incorrect, the car will be demolished on the spot. the host will then ask if you want to switch to the other goat
monty hall aim assist: as the monty hall problem, but if your initial guess was incorrect, the host will switch your choice to the correct door without asking permission
the monty hydra problem: as the monty hall problem, but if your initial guess is incorrect, two more doors are added to the group, & the car is reshuffled to a random door, then you have to guess again. this will be repeated for every incorrect guess. you keep going until you either find the car or give up
the monty hall tragedy: you are presented with three doors. all of them have a car behind them, but you dont know how to drive. youve always wanted a goat
the sleeping monty problem: theres a sleeping woman backstage. depending on whether you picked door 1, 2, or 3, she will be woken 1, 2, or 3 times, asked a question, then have her memories wiped & be put back to sleep. the question is: "which door did the contestant pick". you get one car times the number of times she answers correctly
the monty hall political cartoon: you are presented with three doors. instead of being numbered, the doors are labeled "deficit", "drugs", and "the voting public". whichever door you pick, the host will shake his head in disappointment
monty at 20000 halls: as the monty hall problem, but after your initial guess, the host opens a door that reveals a monster sabotaging the set. nobody believes you when you try to warn them
monty hall's temptation: the host presents you with three doors, each of which contain alluring & illustrious prizes. after your initial pick, monty hall will open all three doors and ask whether you want to keep your initial guess, switch to one of the others, or be permitted to wake up
faqs:
is this real? / i thought pro wrestling was fake? wrestling is 'fake' in that the fights are choreographed and the winner is predetermined, but the physicality is very real. there's no way to 'fake' getting whipped with a metal chain so hard it leaves welts.
why ARE they chained? this is a specialty fight called a 'dog collar match' where both participants are, you guessed it, fitted with dog collars which are then chained together.
is this legal? / how can this be allowed? why wouldn't it be? they're both consenting adults who planned and agreed to it.
but they could be seriously hurt! they know, and they accept the risk. pro wrestlers are well aware of the injuries possible in their line of work, and they do it anyway because they're crazy people.
IS there aftercare? of a sort, yeah - there's a medical team on hand to patch everyone up, and lots of coworkers backstage to give them a 'job well done!'
why are they wearing thigh highs? they're kneepads/shin guards for protection. looking like sexy thigh highs is just a bonus side effect!
ok, but why's that guy in a shiny speedo? personal preference. wrestlers can design their own outfits and some prefer full coverage long tights, while others wear less to show off the gams.
is that cm punk? yup! he unretired last year.
why do straight men watch this? i'm still trying to figure this one out. 🤷
#is this just kinky as hell to anyone else or like#is that just me?
Nah mate two half-naked muscular men chained together by their dog collars whipping the shit out of each other with chains in a ritualised power struggle with a predetermined dominator and submitter of the interaction in a public ring is wholesome family entertainment
I love mtg creatures with unique subtypes
like “treasure dog” or “elf ooze wizard”
“equipment octopus” and “clue fish” are also good
VANNIFAR MENTIONED. MY FAVORITE TYPELINE IN MAGIC!! I LEGITIMATELY GO ON ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE ELF OOZE WIZARD ALL THE TIME.
many are saying this
this is a good post, and you should reblog it