sick beats to slay sick beasts to

abyss gazing

[blogalahezy]

[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

[teaboot]

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

[its-your-mind]

finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm trying to get back into the habit of writing for the first time in like 4 years and I have never felt more like this guy

[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[stephexmachina]

AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

[rockhard-ridefree]

[princessnijireiki]

hey... just as a friendly reminder... wait a minute ✋🏽⏰ get it how you live it 💪🏽😤 ten toes in 🔟👣 when we standing 🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️ on business 👔💼 I'm a 🥾💥🥾💥 big stepper 🤫🙊 underground methods 🔝💃🏽 top notch hoes 📈 get the most 📉 not the lesser 💯💯

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[northerlyfilms]

15 years of aeiou

july 17 2010

[horsegirl]

Imagining things as they could be instead of how they are

[shadeslayer]

every now n then i think about how native americans as human beings just dont exist in like 99% of mainstream media. in movies or tv shows or books or video games or you know even in porn like we just arent people. when theres a native character theyre like a wild west indian. like truly to ppl we all died back in the 1900s.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[audible-smiles]

When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[moggiem]

My new favourite GLaDOS character trait is that, as per her announcer pack for DOTA, she thinks high fantasy is stupid and doesn't make any sense. Her refusal to engage seriously with anything she isn't familiar with really drives home the fact that she's literally just an old woman.

[amiya-shirou]

what a lot of people don't realize is that you can't actually be born in real life. the concepts of pregnancy, birth and motherhood are a scam made up by Fromsoftware in 2015 to sell more copies of Bloodborne