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[reequeen]

1d reacts to you having a tapeworm

Liam:

“Y/N, the only worm allowed inside of you is me.”

Zayn: 

“Y/N how could you…we were supposed to get infected together…”

Louis: 

“That’s right, Y/N…I hope you like it. We match now.”

Harry: 

“Don’t worry, Y/N, we can get through this together. We’ll ask Niall, he ought to know what to do. Why? You’ll find out soon enough.”

Niall:

“I’ve been meaning to tell you, Y/N, but…I’m actually half tapeworm…that’s our child inside of you…I’m so happy.”

[officialunitedstates]

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

[brazensolar]

[chickenfarmersan]

[sloppystyle]

[the-memedaddy]

[marisatomay]

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

[fakehistory]

Destruction of Pompeii, 79 A.D.

[bootdork]

Y’all ever just

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[wiratomkinder]

The osmosis jones soundtrack cd is worth 30 dollars

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

*can be bought for 30 dollars. the worth of the osmosis jones soundtrack cd is priceless

[intensional]

[davidbowietookmybaby]

Season 1 of cutthroat kitchen: “here’s a sabotage that lets you take away an opponents cheese” Current season of cutthroat kitchen: “see this Barbie dream house? You have to make all of your food in barbie’s kitchen, but if she catches you she’ll call the cops”

[oliver-sonntag]

[blowmycandle]

Anyway here’s some of my favorite hurricane Florence facebook events

[mojav]

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

[sailorbrazil]

im not bovered

[frawgs]

ello yewchube

[anarchblr]

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

[gecsplaining]

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly