Pleasant Trails State Park

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The best way to protect yourself against The Man in the Woods is to avoid the woods altogether. But if nature is calling your name and you feel you must answer, a strong number 2 is surrounding yourself in a circle of salt and branches from a witch elm. Your Pleasant Trails State Park Survival Guide will have all the tips you need to keep you comfy, cozy safe! Available for purchase at the Camp Bookstore!

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Ryan 2 won't stop talking about a giant, growing void at the edge of the observable universe. He dreams of it when he sleeps, and he can hear its whispers. He says it knows his name.

He says we need not worry too much, humans will be long gone by the time it gets here - either destroyed or evolved into some other kind of life and flung out wide into the stars. He says he will still be here, though. He says when the oceans dry, when the mountains turn to dust, when the sun engulfs the world and then eats itself into nothing, he will be here. In solitude and silence, a world unto himself.

Then the void will come, and he will know IT'S Name.

But in case his time table is wrong Annual Passes are 50% off! Big thanks for the sale to owner of the Nations largest 4G LTE network, and Park sponsor,

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Surgat, our new EMS dog, is adjusting Well to life here at Pleasant Trails! Just today, he found several missing persons. Though, judging by the look of the bodies, several millennia too late

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Alright, we have an overwhelming amount of unclaimed Children's items and we need the storage space. Come and grab whatever you want before we throw them in The Pit.

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Last Night: Ranger Marcy making her first trek into The Deep Tunnels to establish communications with the exploratory team, as they've not been heard from in some time.

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Until we find a replacement pizza place to replace 'Hillary Clinton's Pedophile Pizza Ring Palace' (Who we had to oust due to public pressures) we have Mark on chef duty.

Pizza should be done boiling in time for lunch!

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The foot guy is back. He's mostly harmless but keep your feet in your sleeping bags and you might as well just put your shoes outside. He'll get them anyway if he wants them.

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This is the 3rd time we've called  Big Pete's Paranormal Pest Premoval out to investigate "Strange breathing and whispering noises that are coming from the attic". The Big Boss says we don't have it in the budget to "Continue to entertain the collective over-imaginations of our accounting staff. No one should be there past dark anyway"