Joel

27. Hello. I'm a tired trans dude. I post shit. Sometimes. Other times I'm stuck in no-post limbo for weeks. I like space, Danny Phantom, Genshin Impact & Persona 5 if it were gay. 💜 Faelight 🩶

[bitterwhitefox]

dani telling her grandpa her favorite desserts

and her with his uncle. she’s asking him about his cool tattoos

[algae-illustrations]

Just realised that I never shared part 3 here. Oops

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[mocacci]

Unstoppable force meets immovable object 2 (wip)

First / Next

Yes, i'm continuing this comic.

[bluemuffin-draws]

Endurance runners

Part 2 of this

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[bluemuffin-draws]

Based off this post by @7-inches-of-satanic-panic

Part 2

[smol-ghosts]

Rocky’s an ipad kid (grown ahh man btw)

[wolfythewitch]

Hngr

[paper-lilypie]

i dunno i think they like each other

[paper-lilypie]

they’re married your honor

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[uninterestedemby]

They make me physically ill

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[gierosajie-art]

Behold the dawn

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[justcakethanks]

Rocky never skips leg day

[lcdlcdlcd]

dont worry abt him, he’s right where he wants to be

[daco-showman]

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[transhuman-priestess]

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

[fuckblast]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

[transhuman-priestess]

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.