We could be kings of the world.

My name is Lauren and I'm addicted to Scomiche. 

[ptxloz]

Santa: What do you want for Christmas?

Me: Peace on earth and good will towards Kevin Olusola

[ptxloz]

Me, in art history class: I have to say, Mike and Nel Grassi's 1992 masterpiece is probably my favorite artwork of all time.

[shalrath]

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

[olderaang-deactivated20130812]

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

[alsohaleyrose]

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

[jadenyucky]

I’m done

[guceubcuesu]

Smelborp for president

[ghostinthegvrden]

i only came here for the scomiche 

[scott-fuckin-hoying]

THIS PHOTO GIVES ME ALL THE FEELS ❤️

[ptxloz]

i cant 

[ptxloz]

Get yourself a man who looks at you the way Scott Hoying looks at Mitch Grassi

[nikaalexandra]

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

[mitchgrss]

From when they first met in 2001, childhood friends Mitch Grassi and Scott Hoying have always had a unique friendship. Among platinum selling records and multiple Grammy Awards, they came together and created Superfruit. Via hundreds of videos, original music, and comedy sketches, Mitch and Scott have always inspired with their creativity and drive. Representative of their long standing friendship, they created a 200 page photo book titled , which encapsulates their journey together over the past 15 years.

The mutual respect and admiration shared between Superfruit and photographer and designer Ben Vogel sparked a desire to collaborate creatively, resulting in this photography book. Shot in just two days in destinations across the country, and comprised of never-before-told stories, exclusive photos, and more – came together to showcase the importance of true and long-lasting friendship.

[ptxloz]

i might cry

[jayce]

we all should’ve died in 2012

[wittgensteinsmister]

the worst thing about spending your life on the internet is that when you’re playing a game like cards against humanity at a party you’re the person who has to explain what things like bukkake are

[ptxloz]

sad bc this exact thing happened to my sister last year 

[books-rome-weirdness]

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[lovejdforever]

Advice from Scott

(x)

[chessys]

for someone obsessed with being loved i do literally nothing to make myself lovable

[scott-fuckin-hoying]

[ptxloz]

i love tyler 

[shelovessuperfruit]

[jenuhh]

every straight person that writes about homophobia to make their story more Cute owes me one (1) dollar

[ptxloz]

but why