I Am The Shit, Sir, And I Hit The Fan

Lucid•it/he/she•23•selfcest enthusiast•was chulcucked

[pu55yslay3r99]

New pinned post yippee!

Welcome to my blog, you can call me Lucid (if you know me by a different name you can feel free to use that)

My pronouns are it/he/she do not call me they

Aromantic queer genderfucked mess

I am 23 years old

The username is a reference I promise

Here's the tags I use for my original stuff:

#my post - original post

#oh my god it's my face - pictures of me

#I get asks? - ask tag

#bitching corner - complaining/vent tag. Feel free to block this one if you don't want to see me complaining about my job every other day

#drunk posting - self explanatory

#peaches - my mom's cat that I like to post pictures of

#nyx posting - my cat

#shit my friends say - self explanatory

If you want me to tag something then let me know :)

Minors please don't follow me, if you were already here before I added this you're fine but no one new please

I will block show only fallout fans

Proship

Following me means you consent to seeing wincest on your dash

I post about a lot of different stuff but my main fandoms I post about are Supernatural, Dungeon Meshi, Bioshock, Fallout (1, 2, NV, 3, 4, 76, TV), Dan and Phil, Ultrakill, Resident Evil, Magical Girl Dandelion, Dropout, Hetalia, Apothecary Diaries, Trigun, The Freak Circus, Pokemon, Red Dead Redemption, Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die, Iron Lung, Reflect Studios Games, and assorted visual novels

Dms and ask box are open so feel free to say hi plus I leave anons on

Use my ask box to talk about your personal life gossip

If you know me irl, hi!

Enjoy your stay!

Side blogs:

Kink blog - @brotherhunting

Objectum blog - @deep-in-the-wires

Self shipping blog - @nuclearselfships

Random 18+ blog - @horny-notonmain

OC blog - @oleander-ocs

DoL blog - @dol-eander

Nonhuman blog - @screamingandscampering

Also my AO3 (fair warning for some fucked up stuff on there)

Blinkies/stickers/stamps below the cut

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

[peggy-carters-hat-maker]

[gobald]

Worst park in Nuka World?

Zathura (Galactic Zone)

A bug's life (Dry Rock Gulch)

+50 Rads and nausea house (Kiddy Kingdom)

No Phill Collins song? (Safari Adventure)

Nuka cola Bottling plant (that's not a park. sue me)

Remaining time: 20 hours 12 minutes

[nightporter1980]

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

[pillowspace]

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

[pillowspace]

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

[unyieldingsilence]

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[pillowspace]

Sometimes it’s the unyielding silence

[druidquest]

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

[t-auto]

[were-ralph]

[electraslight]

whenever I'm about to have my period I start saying shit like "I hope everying breaks up w their partner no matter what" and other very anti love sentiments and my friend aster will ask me "kevin are you master xehanort right now" and I'll be like you know what..... I am.....

[electraslight]

niche reference to this meme, calling me mx is just shorthand

[daftpatience]

this is what i wanted to make! feel free 2 use this for whatever i love you

[indicatheory]

[yenthecat]

My papper scrap... MY SCRAPP

[pu55yslay3r99]

Wttg hyperfixation is strong so

Chilcucked -> Pu55ySlay3r99

Sorry

[plumeriyaaa]

You wished for this

[thatenbypan]

not me

[accursedsun]

Come get your package.

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

[fwunni]

let’s all stop doing this now

[hardgockcafe]

Ok, pit time is over, time to go home

[g4yr4t]

flipping the narrative by calling my cat over and then sneezing on her