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[puppiesdoglover]

puppiesdoglover, it’s Pride Month! You know what that means!

[cloevr]

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[passion-of-l0vers]

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

[passion-of-l0vers]

oh thank god…

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[dogpuppy]

[pubbz]

i’ve got to get back to boy investigation.

i’ve got big plans.

BIG plans.

(*rubs hands together and bites lip with rizz*)

[pubbz]

getting whatever i want is a foreign concept to me

surly i only get more pain and suffering

[lungthief]

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

[watermotif]

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[sunnysconfusion]

[feluka]

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

[feluka]

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[peperomint-deactivated20160104]

do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

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[bathroomcube]

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