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Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"
fun phenomenon
maid engineered in a lab to sweep without a broom
she activates
Kris watching Blue Ears' honest but misguided attempt at friendship with someone he really liked fail due to a big load-bearing lie and a dishonest scheme he was forced to participate in by someone who convinced him was honestly the right thing to do, but just put his friend in an incredibly unfortunate position and seemingly no honest explanation or confession was able to stop that friend from just being incredibly hurt and pissed about the whole thing and possibly ruin their relationship forever: …………………. well this sucks but it's a good thing nothing is this situation is absolutely not in any way relevant to my life at all right now haha haha
They'll be fine
They are losers after all
They slash Them
saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.
Finally drew the Bugs ✨ (plus a few friends)
following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long
ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME
As someone who has written academic papers about the role of disguise and deceit in the Odyssey — Nobody is so damn important.
Prior to this point, when Odysseus tries to exercise Xenia (ancient Greek guest rites/hospitality code), he did what he was supposed to do. (Well, we think so anyway — notably, the most famous books of the Odyssey are told by Odysseus, who isn’t exactly a reliable narrator.)
But when Polyphemus kills and eats some of the men, the game changes. The Cyclops makes it clear he has no intention of abiding by Zeus’s laws, and will cannibalize the lot of the men. So, Odysseus responds in kind — he breaks Xenia and lies. He introduces himself under a false name as part of a trick. Polyphemus then breaks Xenia again — he tells Nobody he’ll be eaten last, and that is the Cyclops’ guest gift to him.
Odysseus’ transgression is clearly the lesser one. The Nobody trick works. It gets Odysseus and most of his crew out of the cave alive.
But, crucially, before leaving Odysseus sheds his disguise. He admits his true identity, in detail, so he can boast of his achievements and add vanquishing a Cyclops to the list. And it bites him in the ass spectacularly.
The only reason why Polyphemus can curse Odysseus, can bid his father Poseidon to curse the man who blinded him, is because he now knows who did it. If Odysseus had kept his mouth shut, he might have safely made it home from there. But while a big part of why the Nobody disguise vs. real name reveal is showing Odysseus’s hubris, it’s not just about that. It’s also about the start of a pattern that hurts him more than it helps him.
From this point in the Odyssey on, Odysseus lies about his identity constantly. And sometimes it protects him, but more often it’s a detriment or at least unnecessary. He’s lying about his identity primarily to people who are on his side — a kindly loyal swineherd, his son, his faithful wife, his ailing father.
The last one is especially damning, because happens when Odysseus has already killed the suitors and returned home and reunited with the rest of his family sans disguises. He knows from everyone else that Laertes never betrayed him or his legacy, but was mourning his son and heartbroken for almost a decade. Odysseus has publicly declared his return to everyone else — his father doesn’t know because he’s living in squalor remotely. But Odysseus doesn’t tell his father who he is. He makes up a fake identity and tells a story implying Laertes’ son is dead. And when Laertes bursts out crying, then Odysseus drops the charade and finally admits who he really was.
There was no utility to that lie. No loyalty to test. No hidden threats to worry about. But Odysseus still instinctively lies to his beloved father about who he is, only dropping the charade when he sees the damage it’s doing to his relationships.
Because at this point, lying is pathological for Odysseus. He can’t seem to stop doing it. Because with Polyphemus, a lie protected him and the truth hurt him. That is the point of the “ Nobody” disguise.
And they fucking cut it???
I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad
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HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.
I cant stop thinking of this visual
i think you should post about rain world again you're boring as fuck dude
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i named the wolf your ask
I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.
Not again. Reread OPs name
no shut up let me believe please i need this
ive got to fight a girl beyond the point of her endurance and then, still taking heaving breaths from the exertion, slowly torture her while she's too exhausted to stop me
she has to hate it. she has to want to win
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if u cum inside princess without waking her up, u wont b punished
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add extra melatonin and benadryl to her nightly tea
A very nice part of being a fairly strong lady is getting to physically pick up other women
DOUBLY SO FOR TALL GIRLS. I can't believe I forgot to mention this. It is SO important that you make them feel light and small and cared for, okay?
30 year old therian dog lady who loves cuddles but feels too big for them? Lift her up held against your chest like she's still a puppy. Tall self conscious tgirl who thinks her height makes her monstrous? You need to toss her over your shoulder and make her feel weak and little and safe as you take her back to your room. Big *scary* lesbian that isn't used to being warmly loved? Hug her, and when you do, lift her up and bear her weight. Bring her higher, because she is the sun.
I met this really cute 6'4 (probably an egg) friend of a friend recently who was wearing a dress for the first time. beautiful dress, beautiful makeup, shy but smiling. We were at a party with a little photo spot we had hastily set up earlier since everyone was dolled up nice, and I convinced them to take some pictures with me. For the last one, I asked if they would let me put them in a bridal carry and they said that would be fun. It wasn't easy but I got them off the ground and we had a friend take our picture. After that, they got a bit shy and then a couple of minutes later, they timidly asked me how I knew I was trans. They asked what it was like, and if it was scary, and how people reacted. Those were the same questions I would have asked 3 years ago. It really touched my heart. Be the change you want to see. Go lift women.