just a dumb idiot on the internet

19/Poland Hello! Welcome to my blog where I was an embarrassing child and now I'm very stupid teenager/young adult

[vemonablack]

Why is this something Papa Emeritus III would do

[slutforghost]

This is what got him killed

[x-grungebitch-x]

Is it bad that I would totally fucking do this?

[buggy-tofu]

Ive been re watching Keeping Up Appearances 

So I doodled some characters cause I love this show so much

[infamouslydorky]

Kiwi man, take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand

[courbet-deactivated12311877-dea]

im watching art restoration videos and this is the funniest comment ive ever seen

[courbet-deactivated12311877-dea]

[aflo]

[tenderrabbit]

𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Using a knife to open everything is absolutely the opposite of the monkey brain/human brain posts.

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Monkey brain: Just use your hands to open this packet. It is easy. It is designed to be opened by bare hands.

Human brain: hohohohohoho look who invented tools jackass

[aberrantemotion]

Just saw the headless horseman on skyrim but he was on foot running after his horse.

God I love this game.

[gajboy-deactivated20190929]

headless horselessman

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

[bears-official]

lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around

[thepioden]

Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram

[thepurplegeologist]

in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine. 

[laboradorescence]

i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft

[queerlynx]

Real Neko Atsume Cats 

I know there’s already a similar post floating around, but I had already planned on making my own, and I had very specific breed headcanons! Also, this one includes the most recent cats :3 

[coffeefordage]

Now THIS is the content I signed up for!

[alaspoor-yorick]

@crikadelic

[claygoblin]

The Silver Swan, built by John Joseph Merlin and James Cox, 1773.

Source: Mechanical Marvels, Clockwork Dreams (BBC)

[soundssimpleright]

oh wow, the “water” is an illusion created by spinning glass rods.

wooooooooooah

[wishfishy]

I will reblog this automaton every single time I see it because I adore it and you cannot stop me.

[catchymemes]

[sombearr]

ITS NOT BLURRY. SOCIAL MEDIA AND NEWS PAPERS ZOOMED THAT SHIT IN THEMSELVES.

[sombearr]

“Most news outlets are only showing the blurry zoomed in picture of the black hole so I’m posting the entire zoomed-out image of the black hole and everything it is consuming. The tiny black spec in this image is 6.5 billion times the size of our sun. This thing is HUGE.” Dan Farr

[valtsv]

what if 🤔 you defeated me in battle 😔 and when you tilted my head up with your blade beneath my chin 🗡️ we accidentally kissed 💋😳

[kaijuno]

Wait, people are mad that it's blurry? Isn't that black hole in another galaxy????

It’s literally like 55 million light years away

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

Physicists, Astronomers, and Engineers: Spend over a decade organizing the worlds telescopes to trail a new implement that will allow us to see celestial bodies in previously unimaginable detail culminating in the first picture of a black hole.

Some or these chucklefucks:

[kaijuno]

Heather Schwedel I just wanna talk

[cutenessradar]

Ultra Instinct

[shortvideosandstuff]

[necrominty]

as slim said

“this cat doesn’t even want to eat it just wants to WARM ITS FACE”

[courbet-deactivated12311877-dea]

my favorite part of impressionism is when artists just hung out and painted each other painting. 

oil paint isnt cheap, but john singer sargent wanted to paint his homie claude havin a nice day. thats sweet.

and heres gaugin’s painting of van gogh painting the sunflowers. damn he knew it would be #iconic and he memorialized the event. what a good friend

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

modern day equivalent: when u see ur friend tryin to get the perfect selfie and u take a picture of them taking it