You have no fucking idea what you're up against

A millennial nobody that's tired of y'all shit

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[lisbonsteresa]

impeccable

[theshittyfoodblog]

Cronch

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

nut loaf

[hidingfrompolice]

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

[warframe]

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

[dat-soldier]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

they built the Great Wall with that

[monkeysaysficus]

This was thrown at Stonewall

[teaboot]

Cain killed his brother with this

[drachenkinder]

Dwarf bread, just like mama used to mine.

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[godofhyperrainbows]

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

[guerrillatech]

[awed-frog]

what in the hell

[femmevender]

so apparently mgmt of this particular store is trying to find out who the whistleblowers are and fire them.

[kaumnyakte]

[amishsicario]

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

he’s gay

[elektragirlfriend]

and he’s still at it

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

sea slug saturday lets go

[astraldemise]

sea slug sunday lets go

[plaguedocboi]

Wiggly weekend let’s go

[justcatposts]

“I was worried how my older male cat would react to the new female kitten. This is their first night together:” 

(Source)

[icarusalis]

He really asked “is somebody going to parent this little thing?” and didn’t wait for an answer

[vetmedirl]

“You are filthy, new child. Let me show you the ways of our people.”

[cargopantsman]

Dad mode engaged

[malkaleh]

@lemonsharks !!!!

[slyro]

[caribouwolfonstilts]

[catasters]

[constantcogdis-deactivated20180]

Ever since I left the city,

[memewhore]

[indigoflames]

I don't know how to break it to you but this is Spanish

[sistertaxon]

EDNA  MODE

[sistertaxon]

and guest

[whitepeopletwitter]