welcum to my twisted scrotum

Miguel || He/Him Done with college lmao

[segamascott]

idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is noah schnapp from stranger things

[memewhore]

[killrockstar]

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

[desinteresse]

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.

[desinteresse]

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[cannibalchicken]

[s9sh9]

[ejacutastic]

[greelin]

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

[greelin]

OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF !!!!! OF.

[pukechewer]

Hi

[vaguely-problematic]

[no-chill-at-all]

[halloweenatdusk]

summer time goth 

[cryptid-sighting]

flamingo goth

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[theweirdwideweb]

[bigwands]

well at least I know I’m immune to trickster love gods

[wizardshark]

I’m terrified what do you see about this post that the rest of us dont

[meanplastic]

[dorfs]

why is this so fucking funny

[11thsense]

Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

GOUSJCJ DICJ

[jonbutter]

dude so distraught he forgot his age

[melonmemes]

[dancinjanssen]

Believe it or not that stuff costs the company money to have and they need to ring it out to keep their inventory balanced. The first one is even accounted for, it’s just baked into the price of your meal so you don’t see it. So yeah, any additional sauces will cost extra. 

[themano-deactivated20190925]

[ehjoven-blog]

give it here @katara