We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out
We must reduce labor to zero for everyone except Pukicho, and than we all (excluding pukicho) can hang out
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@pukichoukicho
We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out
We must reduce labor to zero for everyone except Pukicho, and than we all (excluding pukicho) can hang out
Tur7e664!!!!!
hhOIiiiOOooooOoo!!! DyyOOuYtyUuuu lkNOEeeWWEe mmEooIIEeeeeee!!??
I'll be honest... I have... no idea
aWwwaawww!!!
DnOONMTTtT yoUuU knOE whoOO I A m?
oh... hello evil puki's homunculi
cmOnnOoNNOo!!!1 !
DnoTONNtt yUoooUuOUO kNoWWW3 wHO i WAZ???
I wAS teHhHhEheh thIRD oNE in tHe eVIl pUkichOoIh vREese!!!
I didn't know there were so many...
bEttTeE yuuuOOuO dONnnTT evnn knOEEW oF AolOhalPBzlkAvMlls
hhOIiiiOOooooOoo!!! DyyOOuYtyUuuu lkNOEeeWWEe mmEooIIEeeeeee!!??
I'll be honest... I have... no idea
aWwwaawww!!!
DnOONMTTtT yoUuU knOE whoOO I A m?
oh... hello evil puki's homunculi
cmOnnOoNNOo!!!1 !
DnoTONNtt yUoooUuOUO kNoWWW3 wHO i WAZ???
I wAS teHhHhEheh thIRD oNE in tHe eVIl pUkichOoIh vREese!!!
hhOIiiiOOooooOoo!!! DyyOOuYtyUuuu lkNOEeeWWEe mmEooIIEeeeeee!!??
I'll be honest... I have... no idea
aWwwaawww!!!
DnOONMTTtT yoUuU knOE whoOO I A m?
sorry bro I thought you were one of the derivative Pukichu accounts. You’re actually him 👑
There are me-derivatives??
@evil-pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical @pukicho-for-president @pukicho-offical
hi everyone!!
Its me, a faker!
HhhhhEYYYyyAaaayyauaiaa!!!!!
ITsSsSTttA mEEeeIiEEE!!!!
can I load you into a gun and shoot you at things?
@mrevilvillanplotman-officol
...
Srururuee!!!
Wyyyyhhhywywyhwy nktktotk!???
yay!
prepare to be a weapon.
in 1.5-2 weeks that is
kkkkkkckckkckkk!!!
can I load you into a gun and shoot you at things?
@mrevilvillanplotman-officol
...
Srururuee!!!
Wyyyyhhhywywyhwy nktktotk!???
You wish to die?
- @eredin-offical
Yes.
Though if you wish to kill me I will still put up a fight.
Very well.
*Eredin grips the handle of his sword, and slowly unsheathes it. He rests the blade on his shoulders*
It shall be my pleasure.
{the plotter suddenly opens dozens of portals around you}
{out of the portals come glowing orbs seemingly stars}
{the plotter throws a strange knife into a portal as it bounces between the portals hitting you and the stars each hit doing medium damage}
{Each time a star gets hit it goes supernova doing very high damage}
No point in holding back anymore now is there.
*Most stars simply deflect off of his armor, although two hit the vulnerable part, which is colored red/maroon. Eredin blinks (short range teleportation) behind you, striking your back with his sword. This covers his armor in a protective layer of frost, reducing the damage he takes*
{he quickly teleports out of the way of your slash}
{spikes raise from the ground all striking you each doing medium damage a few strike the weak point}
*Unfortunately for you, that doesn't happen. Eredin simply blinks behind you, avoiding the spikes. He kicks you in the back, then delivers a strong slash to your spine*
Your death is unavoidable.
I’m not trying to avoid it.
{he waits}
Then why fight back, dh'oine?
*Eredin slowly walks in front of you. He points the tip of his sword to your chest*
It’s more fun this way.
{They suddenly summon the strange sword they showed you quite some time ago} {parrying your blade to the side almost knocking it out of your grasp}
So let us fight.
If that is so...
*Eredin strikes your chest using his sword, Hav'caaren*
Any last words?
If I do die I would like you to tell my last words to one of my team members actually.
{the plotter quickly teleports out of the way of the strike}
{The plotter starts the routine with Tadasana} {the plotter is prepared for counter attacks}
*Eredin turns around to face you, but doesn't blink. He slams his blade into the ground, releasing a trail of blue light toward you that soon splits into three trails. If you are hit, this causes high bleeding damage*
And who would this be?
{the plotter dashes through the light driving his blade directly into you as it seems to phase through your armor hitting you directly}
@knife-roomba-offical
that is who I would like you to tell my last words.
{the plotter opens a portal and stars fly out of it at you going supernova on impact}
*Eredin manages to blink out of the way, reappearing a few meters away. You refuse to be damaged, so I'm returning the favour. You can't exactly choose if it penetrates Eredin's armor or not*
*He bends over on one knee, and places the palm of his free hand on the ground. Multiple ice orbs surround you, and they each explode simultaneously. This covers you in a layer of frost, and slows your movements, while the frost and explosions also damage you. Even if you teleport, more orbs appear near you wherever you go*
I see. I will make sure to tell them... But to also show them the state of your body after I am done with you.
If you wish.
{fire and electricity explode around the plotter simultaneously warming him up and destroying the orbs}
may I let you know what I wish for you to tell it?
*More orbs appear, as Eredin remains in his position. Despite your "counter", the frost is still covering you and slowing your movements each time they explode*
Go on.
*Eredin stands up, and the ice orbs stop appearing*
{the plotter switches to Virabhadrasana} {the plotter is fighting recklessly!} {by switching stances the plotter is cleared of all status effects}
{the plotter dashes toward you and strikes you repeatedly with his blade}
“To roomba my dear friend, you were a good friend and I’m sure you can be an even better leader than I ever was so goodbye and I wish you luck”
is that good enough?
*Eredin holds his sword up, parrying every strike. He kicks you in the gut, and strikes your shoulder with his blade*
A heartfelt message. Interesting.
{they take the blows unphased} {their shoulder quickly starts regenerating} {they dash back before pulling out a Tommygun and shooting you repeatedly}
I try and be a good leader when I can and leaving my friend with no last message isn’t something a good leader would do
*Most bullets clang off of Eredin's armor, then he blinks before the others can hit his weak spot. Suddenly, Eredin reappears a few meters away, and raises his free hand in the air while looking up at the sky. Blue ice meteors crash down on top of you, and more fall as you move, following your movements. They have the same effect as the ice orbs, although the blast range is bigger and they deal high damage when the meteors hit you*
I understand. But this does not mean your fate will be changed.
And I will die all the same.
I am aware
I simply have one question for you.
{they wait}
*The meteors continue to crash down*
And that question is?
Why are you trying to kill me.
{the plotter continues to wait}
Death is what you wish for, so I shall give it to you.
Ooc
Can Eredin kill the Plotter now?
Very we-
{Suddenly a huge pink laser beam destroys the meteors}
Oh
{A smile creeps up the plotters face}
Looks like the welcome wagon is here
@knife-roomba-offical
[*There's a rusty 2008 Toyota Corolla with several tons of silver duct taped to its front speeding directly at @eredin-offical ]
BRACE FOR IMPACT
@toaster-waffle-offical @pukichoukicho @7-eleven-offical @fall3n-angel-offical @sans-the-skeleconch @endless-stars-offical @inferno-the-skywing @pretty-evil-pukicho-offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @killer-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical
YEAHHHHH!!!!!
Oh! Time to put away the cards I guess!
@eredin-offical
{EAT SILVER ELF BOY BITCH!!!!}
*Suddenly, Eredin moves his free hand in a circular motion, opening a large, blue circular rift. He simply walks out of the way, and the car speeds through the rift. Another rift then opens behind every single one of you, as the car speeds back towards you*
Did you forget I am a master of space and time?
@knife-roomba-offical
NU UH!
I CAST
COUNTER SPELL!
Ooc
I uh. Idk how to respond you have to tell me what you're doing
(OOC I am literally making your portals not work)
Ooc
Just say what you guys do with the car after the rift so I know how to reply. Like are you directing the car, did it crash?
Ooc we really want to crash the car into you.
Ooc
Yeah I don't think that's happening bro. Eredin knows how to avoid fast moving vehicles (or large contraptions as he calls them)
hehehehe
{The plotter uses illusionary magic to make it seem like the car is coming at you from all angles unless you find the real one you will get hit}
*Eredin simply blinks over one hundred meters away, technically avoiding all of the fake cars. He raises his free hand in the air, and those same ice meteors come crashing down in every cars direction, including the real one and the fakes*
TIME FOR A FUNNY
POOF!
〔your feet have been superglued to the ground!〕
TAKE THAT!
*Eredin remains in his position, the meteors still crashing down. One manages to hit the car, crushing its boot*
Ooc
Damn you guys are REALLY forcing me to make him get run over aren't ya
{a comically large umbrella shields the car}
@knife-roomba-offical
GO GET HIM!
NOW MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO SAY I NEVER GOT A DRIVERS LICENSE
[*It continues speeding towards Eredin]
((I guess??? Lowk my original plan didn't even include vehicular manslaughter T-T T-T))
((I will say tho, I don't wanna pursue the car thing after this attempt, this has gotten a little further than what I'm comfortable w))
@eredin-offical
*The car almost reaches Eredin, before he opens a new rift using the same technique from before- the car continues speeding in the opposite direction, away from Eredin*
If you would like a crash, then experience it yourselves.
Ooc
I do agree tbh. It feels like some of you guys are just forcing me to let Eredin get run over when it is clear I don't want him to.
{a giant net appears catching the car}
Ok fine then
@pukichoukicho could you turn into a railgun for a sec?
Srrrurrreee!!!
Not to backseat drive or anything but are you sure this many people should be here? actually how many people are in your car at the moment. or on top of the car.
I mean, we are kinda going up against Eredin, and I have a feeling that we're gonna need as much help as we can get
[*It's been driving for the last couple of minutes through seemingly the middle of nowhere]
....but now that you mention it uhhhh...
.....8 of us, including Inferno on the roof
.........
I'm sure it's fineeee
[*It fiddles with a dial, flipping through music]
Ok uhh... Game plan! We go in, we find Eredin, and uhh... Don't die
.....Nobody die, ok? Don't try to be a hero.
[*It stares out the windshield, watching a few meteors fall from the sky in high density]
I'm guessing that's them
[*It slams its foot down on the accelerator]
If you don't have a plan to fight or defend yourself, be ready to hop out of the car before we get there. Worst case scenario, I have most of my arsenal in a bag in the trunk. Take what you need
@toaster-waffle-offical @pukichoukicho @7-eleven-offical @fall3n-angel-offical @sans-the-skeleconch @endless-stars-offical @inferno-the-skywing
{LETS KICK HIS ASS!!!}
{WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!}
dont forget about me dummy, it's 10 people.
{Oh hi who are you?}
im pretty evil pukicho, the sister of evil pukicho, i just joined the trip because why not
{I think I've talked to a clone of you before}
Most likely, yes, she has great potential, however she hasn't studied the blade, nor copied moves from anime yet, so she needs a bit more time
{good job destroying the meteor}
{ready for the impact?}
*She nods, as Pukichoukicho becomes to shift itself into a comically large umbrella, in order to stop the meteor, it also shifts his mouth upwards, in order to eat the meteorite*
{good work}
{do you think you could turn into a gun?}
*it breaks up the meteorite in itself, and shifts to a gun, the meteorite shards being the bullets,
{oh cool}
{am I allowed to use you to shoot stuff}
*it nods*
Not to backseat drive or anything but are you sure this many people should be here? actually how many people are in your car at the moment. or on top of the car.
I mean, we are kinda going up against Eredin, and I have a feeling that we're gonna need as much help as we can get
[*It's been driving for the last couple of minutes through seemingly the middle of nowhere]
....but now that you mention it uhhhh...
.....8 of us, including Inferno on the roof
.........
I'm sure it's fineeee
[*It fiddles with a dial, flipping through music]
Ok uhh... Game plan! We go in, we find Eredin, and uhh... Don't die
.....Nobody die, ok? Don't try to be a hero.
[*It stares out the windshield, watching a few meteors fall from the sky in high density]
I'm guessing that's them
[*It slams its foot down on the accelerator]
If you don't have a plan to fight or defend yourself, be ready to hop out of the car before we get there. Worst case scenario, I have most of my arsenal in a bag in the trunk. Take what you need
@toaster-waffle-offical @pukichoukicho @7-eleven-offical @fall3n-angel-offical @sans-the-skeleconch @endless-stars-offical @inferno-the-skywing
{LETS KICK HIS ASS!!!}
{WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!}
dont forget about me dummy, it's 10 people.
{Oh hi who are you?}
im pretty evil pukicho, the sister of evil pukicho, i just joined the trip because why not
{I think I've talked to a clone of you before}
Most likely, yes, she has great potential, however she hasn't studied the blade, nor copied moves from anime yet, so she needs a bit more time
{good job destroying the meteor}
{ready for the impact?}
*She nods, as Pukichoukicho becomes to shift itself into a comically large umbrella, in order to stop the meteor, it also shifts his mouth upwards, in order to eat the meteorite*
{good work}
{do you think you could turn into a gun?}
*it breaks up the meteorite in itself, and shifts to a gun, the meteorite shards being the bullets,
Not to backseat drive or anything but are you sure this many people should be here? actually how many people are in your car at the moment. or on top of the car.
I mean, we are kinda going up against Eredin, and I have a feeling that we're gonna need as much help as we can get
[*It's been driving for the last couple of minutes through seemingly the middle of nowhere]
....but now that you mention it uhhhh...
.....8 of us, including Inferno on the roof
.........
I'm sure it's fineeee
[*It fiddles with a dial, flipping through music]
Ok uhh... Game plan! We go in, we find Eredin, and uhh... Don't die
.....Nobody die, ok? Don't try to be a hero.
[*It stares out the windshield, watching a few meteors fall from the sky in high density]
I'm guessing that's them
[*It slams its foot down on the accelerator]
If you don't have a plan to fight or defend yourself, be ready to hop out of the car before we get there. Worst case scenario, I have most of my arsenal in a bag in the trunk. Take what you need
@toaster-waffle-offical @pukichoukicho @7-eleven-offical @fall3n-angel-offical @sans-the-skeleconch @endless-stars-offical @inferno-the-skywing
{LETS KICK HIS ASS!!!}
{WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!}
dont forget about me dummy, it's 10 people.
{Oh hi who are you?}
im pretty evil pukicho, the sister of evil pukicho, i just joined the trip because why not
{I think I've talked to a clone of you before}
Most likely, yes, she has great potential, however she hasn't studied the blade, nor copied moves from anime yet, so she needs a bit more time
{good job destroying the meteor}
{ready for the impact?}
*She nods, as Pukichoukicho becomes to shift itself into a comically large umbrella, in order to stop the meteor, it also shifts his mouth upwards, in order to eat the meteorite*
{I’m joining car time}
@endless-stars-offical
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
{narrator}
{I’m like the plotters steel}
{can I join?}
....Sure, if you can squeeze in
{ your car can now suddenly always have enough room for another person} {how’s that?}
Whatever works
{your car now has a theoretically infinite amount of space just so you know}
wAOww!!!!! hOI nnratorr!!!!!!!!
{Hello thing that probably shouldn’t exist!}
{Do you want ear a star?}
!!!!! p-pelaseee!!?? *it seems to really want the star*
{here you go!} {you receive a star} {let me know what you think of the snack}
*His back opens up, yellow tendrils shoot out, and pull the star in, it's back closes back up* :DDDDDDDDD Ymmrrruzz!!!!! Thiasndkasss!!! *He seems happy*
do you wanna eat my enemies?
*he nods, happily*
can you go eat a god?
... prrobpably!!!!!
then go eat
@welcome-to-the-new-world
kk!!! *it mitoses, and he sends out the second one to go eat @welcome-to-the-new-world, the first one remains in the car*
{I’m joining car time}
@endless-stars-offical
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
{narrator}
{I’m like the plotters steel}
{can I join?}
....Sure, if you can squeeze in
{ your car can now suddenly always have enough room for another person} {how’s that?}
Whatever works
{your car now has a theoretically infinite amount of space just so you know}
wAOww!!!!! hOI nnratorr!!!!!!!!
{Hello thing that probably shouldn’t exist!}
{Do you want ear a star?}
!!!!! p-pelaseee!!?? *it seems to really want the star*
{here you go!} {you receive a star} {let me know what you think of the snack}
*His back opens up, yellow tendrils shoot out, and pull the star in, it's back closes back up* :DDDDDDDDD Ymmrrruzz!!!!! Thiasndkasss!!! *He seems happy*
do you wanna eat my enemies?
*he nods, happily*
can you go eat a god?
... prrobpably!!!!!
{I’m joining car time}
@endless-stars-offical
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
{narrator}
{I’m like the plotters steel}
{can I join?}
....Sure, if you can squeeze in
{ your car can now suddenly always have enough room for another person} {how’s that?}
Whatever works
{your car now has a theoretically infinite amount of space just so you know}
wAOww!!!!! hOI nnratorr!!!!!!!!
{Hello thing that probably shouldn’t exist!}
{Do you want ear a star?}
!!!!! p-pelaseee!!?? *it seems to really want the star*
{here you go!} {you receive a star} {let me know what you think of the snack}
*His back opens up, yellow tendrils shoot out, and pull the star in, it's back closes back up* :DDDDDDDDD Ymmrrruzz!!!!! Thiasndkasss!!! *He seems happy*
do you wanna eat my enemies?
*he nods, happily*
{I’m joining car time}
@endless-stars-offical
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
{narrator}
{I’m like the plotters steel}
{can I join?}
....Sure, if you can squeeze in
{ your car can now suddenly always have enough room for another person} {how’s that?}
Whatever works
{your car now has a theoretically infinite amount of space just so you know}
wAOww!!!!! hOI nnratorr!!!!!!!!
{Hello thing that probably shouldn’t exist!}
{Do you want ear a star?}
!!!!! p-pelaseee!!?? *it seems to really want the star*
{here you go!} {you receive a star} {let me know what you think of the snack}
*His back opens up, yellow tendrils shoot out, and pull the star in, it's back closes back up* :DDDDDDDDD Ymmrrruzz!!!!! Thiasndkasss!!! *He seems happy*
{I’m joining car time}
@endless-stars-offical
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
{narrator}
{I’m like the plotters steel}
{can I join?}
....Sure, if you can squeeze in
{ your car can now suddenly always have enough room for another person} {how’s that?}
Whatever works
{your car now has a theoretically infinite amount of space just so you know}
wAOww!!!!! hOI nnratorr!!!!!!!!
{Hello thing that probably shouldn’t exist!}
{Do you want ear a star?}
!!!!! p-pelaseee!!?? *it seems to really want the star*
{I’m joining car time}
@endless-stars-offical
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
{narrator}
{I’m like the plotters steel}
{can I join?}
....Sure, if you can squeeze in
{ your car can now suddenly always have enough room for another person} {how’s that?}
Whatever works
{your car now has a theoretically infinite amount of space just so you know}
wAOww!!!!! hOI nnratorr!!!!!!!!