a collection of various nonsense

L-M. Canadian. Loves cats, bats, tapirs, sarcasm, gin, tea, sleep, musics, and pretending to know what I’m doing with my life.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fightsinlipstick]

Every time I see “guilt” or “sin” associated with food I roll my eyes so hard I’m worried they’re going to get stuck.

“5 Super Bowl Snacks you Don’t Have to Feel Guilty About!” Dear God Brenda just eat the nachos. They’re special, they make you happy, and some nachos for the Super Bowl are not going to make or break anything.

By all means, make the lettuce wraps too, but do so because they’re healthy and yummy, maybe they align with your goals better. But guilt and shame and sin shouldn’t never be associated with food. It is not healthy. It should not be normalized.

Food does not have morality. Food does not change your worth as a person.

[astriiformes]

Concept: Embroidered QR code jacket patch that leads to the YouTube video of Risk Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”

[bearhats]

:3c

[astriiformes]

Hey, you are doing the MOST important work

[followthebluebell]

Pre-T, I could mimic my cats’ meows perfectly.

Post-T, my voice dropped approximately a fuck-ton (metric) and I can no longer do that. Lil'y has responded by making her own meows as gravely as possible, so I can meow at her again.

So if there are any other guys or non-binaries out there who are worried that their pets won’t recognize them after they start hormone-therapy or something similar, don’t worry. Your pets will love you. They already know who you are.

[transhuman-priestess]

I am dead of the cute

[ithurts-to-become]

IM DEAD THIS IS SO CUTE

[naamahdarling]

T_T *gross sobbing* She LIKED you imitating her. OMG.

[jeffgoldblumsjazzclub-deactivat]

okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me. 

[upontheforemostship]

The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA:

[dirtbagbarbie]

Loving yourself is not (necessarily):

Thinking you’re gorgeous

Not wanting to change anything about your body, personality, or life

Loving yourself is:

Knowing you have inherent worth regardless of your physical appearance or life circumstance

Knowing you deserve good things

Wanting to take care of yourself because you deserve good things

[freshmoviequotes]

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

[lesbianspaceprincess]

@lexi-hunter-of-nightmares it about u

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A very excellent witch

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

@vampishly

[pulpqueenie]

except it’s navy now because she only owns the one dress and no fancy laundry detergent

[megchandoodles]

Ghoul Elsa I wanna try doing more grayscale drawings because right now I don’t have a good understanding of colors and values, so I’m hoping this will help…but it’s difficult adding color to a grayscale painting and making it look natural and vibrant -______-  You can definitely see that some of the colors are still muddy in the color version but I think it works because I’m not really trying to draw a pretty picture but a more gritty, dark feel

Etsy / Twitter

[iguanamouth]

an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do. (P.s. I love you very much)

[patterns-in-static]

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[lukia26]

…you know what to do.

[silbat-deactivated20191019]

you know what to do

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

this book i’m reading compares 16th-17th century widespread belief in witchcraft w people in the 21st century believing in astrology and i feel so personally attacked

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

the signs as elements of 16th-17th century witch trials:

aries: judges and jury

taurus: witch who kills rich ppl to avenge the peasant class

gemini: witch who killed your cattle bc you looked at her wrong

cancer: midwife trying her best accused by ungrateful clients

leo: local healer accused by the city physician for stealing business

virgo: elderly crone who’s been accused and acquitted like 20 times

libra: witch sentenced to a week in gaol for conversing w spirits

scorpio: agents of satan making pacts w local women

sagittarius: “conjurer” who insists what they’re doing isn’t witchcraft

capricorn: mass hysteria and superstition

aquarius: witch supplying all the others w clay figurines

pisces: witch who only uses magic to make sour beer good again

[powerful-words]

Found this from Hark, A Vagrant ages ago, and I absolutely love it.

[the-affectionate-boy]

[hashtagloveloses]

👀

[thepowerofblackwomen]

Ruth Negga for AnOther Magazine

[ok91]

[mrbulian]

i’m no cinnamon tographer but this was gay

[theycantalk]

stay calm