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[pumpkinpatchier]

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[pumpkinpatchier]

Your homestuck fanart is cool and all but why are all of them white and skinny

[pumpkinpatchier]

I have been playing tomodachi life. I don't have a capture card, so I took pictures using a phone camera. Feel free to look at my miis.

I stole the personalities from @calware's post seen here (since I thought it was really accurate). I will probably eventually make all of the trolls, but I started out with the dirkjakes, then the rest of the alphas, then the betas, and then miscellaneous trolls.

Assorted miis

Trolls and some humans

Alpha kids versus Beta kids!

Weird family photos :)

Bonus dirk without glasses and lil seb pet (belongs to Jane)

My least favourite miis are probably the trolls just because their expressions look bad as a result of the face paint (please I need to colour the sclera)

My favourite mii is probably Hal, I thought their design was cool and I enjoyed thinking about lore/story on my humble Hellmurder Island. All of the kids in general I am very happy with and the hairstyle options were perfect for fulfilling my vision.

If I had any complaints about my island, I'd say that everyone gets married way too quickly and nobody wants to fight eachother. Not a single hatred on my island. Very boring :(

[pumpkinpatchier]

Do you think theres mold under and between daves mattress tower because he doesnt flip his mattress over to let the air flow.

[pumpkinpatchier]

Happy homestuck day everyone :) Sorry for the total absence of art, ive been busy lately, but im still really into homestuck so you will be seeing that as i get back into art. Hoping to draw more in the upcoming months and get back into the swing of things.

(and a very happy birthday to all the junes and janes in the world)

[pumpkinpatchier]

I really want to make an animatic but the song is too long and there are too many good parts of the song that i have a vision for so i really dont know what im supposed to be doing here.

[pumpkinpatchier]

Holy shit i found my lost computer drive that i thought was never going to be found.

Ive never thought id get this far im genuinely anxious thinking about it. I dont even know if i have my fucking bitlocker key fuckkkkkk.

I dont know if i even used a microsoft account since i might of had some fucked up workaround instead.

[pumpkinpatchier]

I have a laptop that can barely run Krita and a pen that only works 2% of the time that you use it for and has no pen pressure. I think it's neat to see how limitations affect your style.

Of course, its nice to have a nice laptop just works and draws what you want. But breathing life into an old device is really something cool. If you have a device that can't run Windows, this is your sign to put Linux on it now. You may have a great note-taking device or doodling pad without even knowing it.

It's also a great way to learn new things. When you have low disk space, why not use clone layers to add those cool layer effects instead of duplicating the layer and recolouring it manually? And I'm sure there's a bunch of cool examples that I can't think of right now, but yeah, you don't always need a powerful computer to do cool things. Learning to work within limitations can lead to wonderful things.

[pumpkinpatchier]

Hopeless.

[calware]

sure, i may not have a "consistent upload schedule" like all your other favorite fan artists, but tell me this: are any of their houses slightly more radioactive than average 😏? heh... didnt think so......

[pumpkinpatchier]

I am thinking about the fact that Homestuck has added alt-text to the images while also having dialogue that would cause just about any screen reader to start hurting itself and others upon parsing.

[pumpkinpatchier]

Yet again, i dont have the time to partake in dirkjake week this month, but I saw that one of the themes was "lyrics" and was immensely jealous that I could not partake with the lyricstuck ive had stuck in my head for this song and dirkjake and brain ghost dirk since it fits them so well.

[pumpkinpatchier]

I think I should have made my artblog a sideblog because i do want to reblog and enter a tumblr ecosystem and engage with other artists and all that but i fear that my ability to consistently organize on tumblr leaves much to be desired.

[pumpkinpatchier]

Also I should mention that the tumblr update also breaks the already-shitty keyboard-navigation. If you use J and K keys to scroll up and down your dash with L to like, you can only like the last post in the chain. Which is dumb and stupid.

[pumpkinpatchier]

Oh. Okay. You cut my favourite posts into pieces. Why did you do that. Why does the punchline of the multi-posted post all of a sudden have 5 notes. This is so confusing. I didn't really understand what the staff post meant when I read it since my thing had yet to update. This is disgusting. What is going on. I dont like this.

[dirkjakeweekly]

Who's ready for DirkJake Week 2026? Better get ready- it starts next week! Tune in for our annual Big Bang entries and join in on the festivities yourself with the daily themes!

[pumpkinpatchier]

I have an old tumblr blog under another email that I forgot the password for because i made it a couple years ago under the impression that id be getting back online. I dont know the password to my email so i guess if i want the art on my blog, is the best practice to reblog and just say "this is me"...?