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Champion tea drinker, occasional slayer of goblins.

[khubaani]

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

[lmpossibleprincess]

whats a matter baby

[khubaani]

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

[supernatural-mishamigo]

I literally did not see that coming

[odinsblog]

…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour

[blind-diode]

this is the shit

[perfect-is-a-smile]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[robotsharks-deactivated20260326]

Finn kisses

cant forget kylo

[kingpinnn]

The most beautiful thing I have  heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too.

[honeydewleaf-deactivated2017123]

One of my faves that was lost to the internet is back

[alexander]

does anyone know the name of this instrument and possibly the source of this video?

[dat-soldier]

(Seelocanth)

[onlytwitterpics]

[forestlymph]

Shut up shut up shut up

[zerostatereflex]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Venus, the closest planet to the sun. These images taken by the Pathfinder probe are taken from the exact equator of the planet, thus its famous rings are not visible. The planet was first discovered by Clyde Tombaugh in 1781, and has yet to complete a single revolution around our sun, Proxima Centauri.

[pimp-shark]

Venus looks suspiciously like Jupiter.

….I bet they were identical twins separated at birth.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

It looks absolutely nothing like Jupiter. Jupiter can be instantly recognized by its black pentagons:

[thehylianbatman]

Pretty sure the biggest planet in our system isn’t a soccer ball.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Um no. I’m pretty sure I know my planets, because I graduated from NASA University with a masters in planet recognition. I think I can tell the difference between Jupiter and a Soccer Ball:

Jupiter doesn’t even have leaves.

[kafkaprism-deactivated20180313]

Also, little late to the party but at least I’m showing up, the Sun’s official name is not Proxima Centauri, THAT is actually a star about 4 light years away from the Sun

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The ignorance on this site is shocking. No, Proxima Centauri is our sun. The nearest star 4 light years away is called Beetlejuice. And since nobody out there seems to know even the local star system, take a look from most distant to closest and educate yourself:

You’re welcome.

[zukana13731]

some masters degree. you spelled Betelgeuse wrong.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Uh, hello, Betelgeuse? What does a Terry Gilliam movie starring Buster Keaton, Stephen Baldwin, Gina Gershon and Wynonna Judd have to do with the solar system??? Good movie though-

[zukana13731]

i was referring, of course, to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Yeah, I know that I was kidding. Of course I know Hitchhiker’s Guide, Charles Addams is my uncle. I’m the one who suggested the joke about the towel to him, and I came up with the famous number 32.

You’re way out of your league here. I’m like Major League Baseball and you’re like League of Legends baseball. And I’m a Colonial Marine too who served on the Sulaco. Don’t mess with me or I’ll go Tron on your ass.

[scaryshorts-deactivated20160215]

WHAT IS THIS MESS???

[facts-i-just-made-up]

It’s basically the tumblr equivalent of macaroni and cheese that’s been left in the sink for 2 months and it’s grown all kinds of nasty shit that no human being can ever fully understand or smell without fainting.

[jessandhersillyblog]

“Big gay” 

[dansinginthestreet]

who is the big gay

[veinitas]

boss battle

[nyctaeus]

if u are ever in a bad mood just remember when bob ross put squirrels in his shirt pocket so they could watch him work in the joy of painting

[jcgreen72]

sweet feathery jesus i needed this

[anni-doodles-deactivated2016041]

[stannisbarathcon]

did i do it right

[drunkharry]

[sunwukxng]

who’s the hottest/tallest guy in star wars

[butchflirt]

[sunwukxng]

daddy binks

[carmillasleatherpants]

[qh-deactivated20170215]

20 minutes into 20 minutes and 20 minutes and he gives u this 20 minutes

[jude-st-francis-deactivated2016]

[whhhat-moved]