the pumpkin patch

🐕 Parker! 24....... 🐕 CRIPPLE AND CRAZY...... 🐶 🐶My gender is dog /gen........ 🐕 icon: a white angel with a few stars surrounding it. the angel is glowing....... 🐕 header: black and white photo of an angel statue in a graveyard. it is foggy. ....... 🐶 This is technically my main but I mostly just repost random shit here.🐶 💙🌈🐾🦄🛍💤💫⏰️🌱💯❤️

[pumpkinsmoke]

Adding this post to my pinned for now cuz Tumblr flagged my intro post for some stupid reason.

Call Me: idfc, anything. Name is technically Parker but anything goes. Any pronouns.

This blog is a very political, inclusive dumping pile. It is ran by an adult who is physically nonhuman, genderfucky, asexual, disabled, mentally ill, a paraphile, and a loudmouth. If you want to know more about me check out my actual pinned post. It's the only other post on this blog with #pinned post tagged on it. Go ham, friends.

Also since it feels important to add, this blog is ran by an adult. If that makes you uncomfortable dont bother interacting. I will have adult and NSFW topics here. Make your own choices wisely

I also block anyone i come across that I dont want interacting, so if you follow and I dont block you you're probably fine to interact.

No DNI, just know I dont like you if you're anti paraphile, pro censorship, pro harassment, radnormal, TERF or SWERF. Theres others im sure but what can you do

Check out my art @paxys tw for art of potentially triggering content such as suicide and self harm. In no way do i promote or encourage others to do either of those, it is just art

[acreaturecalledgreed]

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

[acreaturecalledgreed]

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI

[devotedprism]

Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.

A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."

[depsidase]

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[demilypyro]

I think it's very important we never *see* anybody abstract in the whole series. We always follow the other characters as they *find* someone who's already abstracted off-screen. The closest we get is Jax nearly abstracting in her bedroom but notably that instance is interrupted when Pomni knocks on her door.

Abstraction always happens in solitude. It happens when someone is isolated and beyond hope, and then one day, you check on them, only to find they're already gone. The thing that remains isn't them anymore.

The suicide metaphor is... pretty apparent when you realize that.

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[yagithegoat]

wolf girlfriend

[ozempicofficial]

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[fryday]

positive affirmations

[fagslop]

[dead-salmon]

reminded me of these

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[hi-im-ryn]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Freedom FROM religion is mandatory.