Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

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Not today Justin
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Mike Driver
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@pumpkinsquares
Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later
Below is a plain text list of the official prompts as well as five alternative prompts. This post will be updated over time with links to our explanations of each prompt. For more information as to the timeline, rules, and FAQ for this challenge, please see the pinned post on our Tumblr.
"a good soldier to a lady, but what is he to a lord?" the same. he's bisexual. hope this helps
"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"
Person A: "How can you not know that you're dating a fucking deity?!"
Person B: "...I mean, to be fair, before the accident they never really acted like a deity around me. Our life together had been mostly domestic and sappy up until that point."
Person A: "And now?"
Person B: "...Honestly, it's still pretty domestic and sappy, they just don't bother hiding their inhuman nature around me anymore."
It turns out that the Statue of Liberty is actually a Weeping Angel, it’s just so big that it’s always been visible to someone. Now, with the smoke filling New York, it’s gone unobserved for the first time.
Patrick: You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
“Something is in here with us.”
“Yeah, that’s the point.”
“And you didn’t think tell me this earlier?”
“No, that was on purpose because I knew you would say no if I told you what was down here.”
“Did you do anything while I was out?”
“Nothing that I can legally tell you.”
vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”