Hodgepodge and Flimflam

Elbows deep into a Spn/Wincest obsession rn, but multi-fandom (TW, Hannibal, other miscellany). I also ship Wincestiel and Sastiel so if you're not multiship friendly, you might not like it here. Queer as in angry cockroach motherfucker. Don't follow me if you're under 18; I will block you. My AO3: dracoismytrashson

[punchedbymarkesmith]

AO3 Link: you can't take a picture of this, it's already gone

Summary: “How was it?” Dean asks, and Sam instantly regrets playing along with this. He knows what Dean is asking.

Were they better than me? Did you think about me while you fucked them?

“Stop,” Sam says, quiet but firm.

“What? I’m just bonding with my baby brother, just catching up. You take it, give it, suck their cocks, they suck yours? How did it go?”

“Stop.” Sam squeezes his eyes shut, trying to forget his sophomore year of college, Dean drunk and panting on the phone, Sam locking his dorm room door and—

(A season one AU where Sam and Dean were sleeping together before Sam left for Stanford. A mixture of codas, scene rewrites, and new scenes because I had a mighty need to make their s1 tension even more loaded. <3 )

Oh heeeyyyy, that Wincest fic I've been on about since this summer? Finished it and put chapter 1/11 up today. :) A million thanks to the wonderful @meggie-stardust for not only beta-ing this but encouraging me along the way! No archive warnings but there's some canon typical alcoholism, somno and light BDSM in a "sex as a bad substitute for therapy" way much later on in the fic. If you like the kind of setup where sex only makes them worse and they can't stop fighting and crashing back together in a hungry tangle of limbs, you'll probably like this one. <3

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[pyrrhiccomedy]

we're heading towards some record setting humidity this summer so JUST A REMINDER that if you're in any way prone to migraines, this weather is great at triggering them! Be EXTREMELY diligent about staying hydrated if you're going out, EVEN TO AN AIR CONDITIONED SPACE, and ESPECIALLY if you are drinking any alcohol at all! even a single glass of wine or a cocktail! You will feel fine for an hour or two but then you will NOT FEEL FINE. If you have a headache that isn't responding to painkillers and it gets noticeably worse when you move or change elevations (sitting to standing, not like, going to the mountains) then drink a full glass of water and go lie down in a cool, quiet, dark room until it passes! DO NOT LOOK AT A SCREEN UNTIL THE DANGER HAS PASSED. I know you're bored but it could be so much worse!

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I see this is going around again! Happy Migraine Season everybody! Remember to keep a damp washcloth in your freezer so that if you feel the migraine coming on you can lay down and press it against your forehead and temples to give yourself a better chance of ducking it before it's too late!

[literary-potato]

Also a reminder that for some folks, big changes in air pressure can also be a migraine trigger. So if you’re in an area that, like mine, is having a lot of really wild temperature swings (ie multiple very hot days that end abruptly with storms at which point it cools down a lot), might be a good idea to have your migraine remedies locked and loaded, because with migraines the sooner you intervene, the more likely it is you’ll avert the worst symptoms (and will need less medication to do so).

[earlgraytay]

If cold doesn't work for your migraines/makes them worse, get a heat pack- either those instant hand warmers or, better, a bag with rice that you can stick in the microwave for a minute. Slap that puppy on your eye or your neck (specifically around your sternocleidomastoid muscle/that tendon in your neck that gets stiff) and wham, instant relief.

[littlethingwithfeathers]

Caffeine can also help. It constricts blood vessels which can get them off your poor beleaguered cranial nerves.

Seconding hydration. And in addition to having a glass of water as a response to symptom onset, make sure you're staying hydrated generally. It helps keep symptoms controlled.

Mint can help you get a bit of relief... a peppermint candy or gum, brushing your teeth, having a bath/shower with strong peppermint soap (I like Dr Bronners) can all help or at least get you through to a more effective treatment.

[stickingupforsammy]

[punchedbymarkesmith]

I wish all of us trapped in living situations that make us want to die could just magically get out of them.

[punchedbymarkesmith]

Modern life is so weird because you can just be reblogging pride posts alongside the suicidal ideation spike

[punchedbymarkesmith]

I still feel like I'm praying for a bus to hit me so can you guys send me your headcanons or horny scenarios for all the Spn ships or just single characters, not so much questions in my ask box because I feel like I don't have the energy to answer things but just... fun stuff you think about the blorbos or the ships.

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[grouchytoast]

I feel like we don’t acknowledge enough how impressive it is that sam single handedly cured that virus at the start of season 11 and saved that town all while being actively infected himself

[punchedbymarkesmith]

I wish all of us trapped in living situations that make us want to die could just magically get out of them.

[punchedbymarkesmith]

Modern life is so weird because you can just be reblogging pride posts alongside the suicidal ideation spike

[beatle-hate-blog]

everything i touch turns in to incest porn

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[novakstogive]

Sam Winchester SUPERNATURAL — 1.08 "Bugs"

[bucketofli]

Dean winchester is saved.

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[punchedbymarkesmith]

One of my favorite short stories is partly about the Greenland Shark, and I always mean to add it when I see this most go around.

The Secrets of the Last Greenland Shark

From the Imagine 2200 climate fiction contest: The last four creatures on Earth make an amazing discovery as the oldest of them finally retu

[punchedbymarkesmith]

"A sex scene needs to be solving a narrative problem or it's unnecessary" yeah, the narrative problem is I need to see how many sex positions I can get their bodies in and how many different ways those holes can get filled

[bambicest]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"