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Me to my student: You need to pare things down. Just, like, Marie Kondo this whole paragraph. Student, softly to herself: Does this clause spark joy??
being raised catholic only to abandon the church and become a progressive agnostic is very funny because i’m getting a wave of “man FUCK pontius pilate” at 4 AM again
growing up heard a whole lot of “pontius pilate didn’t REALLY want to kill jesus” and “pontius pilate was peer pressured into killing jesus:(“ but also at the same time from the same mouths “judas is in hell forever” and “judas was evil”.................i am SICK of it
actually feeling dizzy as i type this.....pilate washing his hands was framed as repentant and noble.....judas killing himself was framed as an admittance to guilt................i’m gonna break into a catholic church and eat a tub of unconcentrated communion wafers in one mighty gulp
If Judas didn’t turn his back on Jesus then how was Jesus to fulfill the role the Church claims he had to? Why does the incredibly wealthy and powerful governor get a pass but the person who gave Jesus to the governor and felt horrid about it the whole time after get condemned?
A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"
Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume
fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume
That’s how Yubaba controls you…by stealing your name
Spirited Away (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are
Biden/Harris 2020
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The only good streamer on Twitch
“Charles, entertain chat for me, let me get you the mike.”
(swings boom mike over to cat on the bed while leaving)
Charles: “mraaa, mrrr, hmrr!”
this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying
bööls of wa’ah
this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like
Maybe sometimes the ginger ale man forgets they’re not on their personal blog and makes some posts but then just goes with it
bunj. obviously the komodo dragons FLEW to indonesia and then they lost their wings. no boats were involved
honestly what you should really be taking away from the Komodo-dragons-actually-evolved-in-Australia thing is that the relatives of our good ol’ Komodo friends were much, much, MUCH bigger than their modern counterparts.
while the Komodo Dragons were still nameless lizards bodysurfing through the open Pacific towards the island that would give them their name, their relative Megalania was still fuckin’ it up in the Australian homeland!
Megalania, if you’re curious, was over 20 FEET long.
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ironically though it was ultimately Megalania and most of its direct relatives that would end up in that big zoo in the sky, while the Komodo Dragon managed to carve a niche out for itself in its island home and avoid the fate of its relations.
long may it stay that way.
...this entire time I thought it was "regular size monitor-ish lizard swims to island, becomes huge when it realizes it can be the apex predator" not FUCK OFF HUMONGOUS LIZARD CROSSES AN OCEAN FOR KICKS, BECOMES FUNSIZE AFTER ARRIVING ON CHILL ISLAND". I have learned something interesting and moderately terrifying today, thank you.
you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.
bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.
wheres your god now