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SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE

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If you passed this off as an authentic poster, no one would have questioned you.

keepcalmandwritefiction

Forget “strong female character.” Aim for: “Woman or girl with agency.” One who makes decisions, affects the story, pushes the plot. –– Chuck Wendig

kaylewiswrites

Since the term strong female character has been twisted into ‘girl who punches and does man things (while pretty)’ it’s good to be reminded of the actual meaning

badjokesbyjeff

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”

The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”

The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”

She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”

princeguinevere

change your url op

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just-shower-thoughts

Not enough people are talking about the fact that 2019 is the 50 year anniversary of the moon landing.

dankmemeuniversity

itsa-rubbish-mentality

#its back #ace attorney

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Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains. Like wind in the meadows. The days have gone down in the West. Behind the hills, into shadow. How did it come to this?

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

#lotr

ampervadasz

Unmute !

gingersofficial

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

stereofeathers

You’re getting into bed and you hear the door make that sound and you’re used to it so someone in your family hitting it is pretty whatever

Then you remember you’re home alone

thatdisasterauthor

I promise you, whatever sound you THINK this door is going to make, you are fucking wrong. What the ever loving hell.

#what the FUCK #video

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July 1st.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

teenagecentury

I finally understand what blink-182 means.

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dankmemeuniversity

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Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

dialmformags

#i don’t wan to be Too Deep with this#but i always liked this little moment#because Warner is trying to imply that marilyn is a lesser woman than jackie#as if all women are one of two things. and one of those things is ‘better’#but elle seems confused because she just sees them as two women#or at least doesn’t see why marilyn would be ‘worth’ less than jackie#or something like that#and therefore their main difference comes down to something simple#something dumb#and her mind concludes it must be#their hair color#and that might not be what the scene was trying to do at all#but that’s how i see it so#….#legally blonde#elle woods said marilyn deserves just as much respect as jackie (via @kaiayame)