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[anothersecondinthesunshine]

basically I accidentally listened to a song few years ago and it led to this

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[oneheadtoanother]

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something

[yoursinsandpunishment]

This is definitely my kink

[tlirsgender]

Got bootlace code and hanky code confused for a second & tried to remember what yellow laces mean & thought to myself "piss? No"

[tlirsgender]

What has absolutely no precedent though is that my second thought was "killed a taxi driver"

[icarianarts]

Love portland and its bdsm sex shop at the end of every block downtown god bless

[bogleech]

I was just thinking how i love our number of stores that specialize in moss terrariums.

There must be a more efficient way however. I'm thinking these needn't be two different kinds of store

[flagellant]

MOSS

Masochism

Orgasms

Substrate

& Soil

[ivyblooms]

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

I also cant stop thinking about gay sex at work but i never get the afternoon off because of it :c

[dotjade]

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

[helila]

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[firefox-official]

guy i have a crush on looks exactly like this

[firefox-official]

weve been fucking

[byjove]

old people are allowed to be horny. so what if your elderly neighbor posted her cowboy sex fantasy on Facebook. so what if your nana only watches westerns where the main character is shirtless 40% of the time. so what if your great aunt reads bodice rippers voraciously. they’re loving life.

[byjove]

what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?

[trannydykepuppybot-deactivated2]

Good post. Are all of the old women in your life really into cowboys?

[byjove]

Hellllllll yeahhhhhhhh. North Carolina, baby.

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[v171]

The only example of straight oppression is the fact that Amsterdam for straight people is associated with the red light district where generally straight men can pay for sex with beautiful European women. However, for gay people, Amsterdam has a legal gay cruising, clothing optional section of a park where gay men can have sex for free in public.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

our top scientists have discovered one good thing about the netherlands

[flagellant]

our bottom scientists have gone on record to state "mmf! nnnhh, ah, uhngh, mmm yes, agh! aaagshdfjflahgdfg"

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Help

[saprophetic]

is this the post you were looking for

[kewpieville]

Compilation (ongoing?)

[buried-in-stardust]

Demonstrating some wushu skills

[eng by me]

[transmortifried]

[northisnotup]

[raccoongirlmusk]

[transfem-juice]

Unrelated but I've seen this version so many times that the original makes me feel the same way that I did the first time I saw the edit

[raccoongirlmusk]

What is that???!??!!

[shower-raccoon]