what's up kids

welcome to the clustertruck! I like music, short walks to my refrigerator, and cuddling with fluffy blankets. search "alone food" for some inspiration. 2 most important questions: is it fun? and is it flirty?

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

edit: you can now get this comic as a print!

[lizzibennet]

i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing

[counterpunches]

#signor bene D I C K

[mankillercalledbunny]

For the first time in over four decades, Great Performances presents a Public Theater production recorded live at Free Shakespeare in the Pa

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU INTERNET ARCHIVE

[cryptonature]

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

[phantomchick]

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

[bigratbastard]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[tiktokarchive]

[birdsareblooming]

[makesomenoise]

Brennan did NOT expect the prompt after... 😭

➡️ Go to Dropout.tv to watch the season four finale of Make Some Noise now

The Noise Boys Hype Each Other Up - Season 4 - Dropout

Josh, Zac, and Brennan gain enlightenment and meet God.

[borzoibabe]

did you know?

- the menu at a restaurant is not an ingredient list you can use to create new dishes we could hypothetically make for you instead of the choices on the menu

- we do not have omelets on the menu because we do not make or serve omelets

- yes, i know we have eggs on the menu, but we still do not have omelets.

- yes, i realize omelets are eggs, but not all eggs are omelets, and the eggs we serve are not omelets.

- you cannot out-logic me so that i cave in and ring in an omelet for you. i am better at arguing than you are.

- there are no omelets here. there have not been, and will not be, omelets here. if you want an omelet you will need to go somewhere else.

- i can also promise that you do not want an omelet cooked by line cooks who have not been trained how to make omelets. because we don't sell omelets.

- no, i am not going to single-handedly put service on pause for the next twenty minutes while three cooks google how to make an omelet and then proceed to fuck up multiple omelets that our kitchen is not set up to prepare, so you can have an omelet.

-and we both know you'd bitch if it takes longer than six minutes to come out anyway.

- no, you may not just go back into the kitchen and make yourself an omelet. the line cooks do not take kindly to trespassing. also, what the hell.

- i hear that you want an omelet. that does not change the fact that we do not offer omelets. if you want to eat an omelet, you will need to go to another restaurant that does have omelets on the menu. this is not negotiable.

- i am the manager.

- yeah, alright, go fuck yourself too, bob.

[meyocoart]

bulba field

[dogposts]

An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)

[gayluigi]

This is so freaking profound. Like, this was before the advent of the personal camera. Not just anyone owned a camera in these days. Cameras were expensive, and so was the film. When you were recording shit, it had to be stuff you were willing to shell out a pretty penny to have preserved. Someone so deeply and profoundly loved these dogs and found joy in them that they decided to preserve them for future generations to see, after these pups are long dead and gone. This camera operator wanted to preserve the joy these dogs brought them and to share it with others. How incredible is that?

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[antiididi]

IRON LUNG🩸

It’s finally here and I am so excited to see it tonight. I already love the game, and I’m sure I’m going to love the movie too!

[statictay]

[walks out of the movie theater soaked head to toe in blood] holy shit guys

[vamptits]

okay yay. I made a million mistakes but I get it now. small bird 🙂‍↕️

[vamptits]

mindset-altering sentence.

[washornytornado-deactivated2020]

I almost forgot how few fucks the Ouran manga gives

[washornytornado-deactivated2020]

Amazing

[washornytornado-deactivated2020]

Haruhi, mind the fourth wall

[bearotonin-international]

May your Fat Bear Friday be blessed by Tabetha, one of the hugest most cylindrical chonk of a fat bear we have ever seen

[hectortamerofhorses]

Achilies, Odysseus and Diomedes get all the credit for beating the Torjans but Ajax was basically the only thing keeping the greeks alive for like half the Iliad