Hello!

hey my names Alexandra! 21, f, bi and I just shitpost and may occasionlly post my art :> I'm always looking for pals so I'll most likely follow back! ❤thegeekygamernerd💜

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

[curioscurio]

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[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[planet-motherfucker]

[svcxb]

theyre called “potions”, look it up

[afloweroutofstone]

[vergak]

Okay ngl I think I could rock the Fatal Vision Marijuana glasses.

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

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[amishsicario]

[languageoclock]

i bought a set of watercolour paints on amazon a few days ago and in the product description it said it comes with a “free gift” so i was thinking “cool it’ll probably be like a paintbrush or sth” but the package just arrived and they sent me… a single serving of cat food????

[languageoclock]

?????????????????

[victrine]

they sent you a snack

[bedpsyching]

[benryeatzteeth]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[neopoint]

i don’t get angry easily but this photoset made me realize that some people definitely deserve to be violently killed by a mob

[papasmoke]

small correction these photos are from 2011 not 2008

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

[volukai]

bro look out for that cactus

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

[belmonnt-remade-deactivated2023]

fuck it. thats YOU in the corner. thats YOU in the spotlight. losing YOUR religion. how does it feel now.

[glumshoe]

my dad has been baking pies

[unclefather]

[poppopopopopi-deactivated202505]

There it is, the worst Funko Pop

[beekirby]

Honey that isn’t even close

[zelkoa]

Sorry but 

[notyourghoul]

Nothing can compete with 

[viewtifulpup]

[fujiyosky]

[lessboogey]

Junji Ito  //  Hayao Miyazaki

[leanderqueenie]

The world if your favourite band is the Beatles:

The world if you fucking hate the Beatles:

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[punkys-dilemma60]

Q

[cartoonnetworkhistory]

cartoon network bumper that aired during the 2000 election