i don’t think you’re ready for the takedown~
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@punymarshmallow
i don’t think you’re ready for the takedown~
I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .
I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.
the crazies 🥰
I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it
and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it
and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me
A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?
DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM
clea and verso would both do things for shits and giggles, but only one will bring pain and the other fun
thinking about clea dessendre again
clea hates that her baby brother gave his life to save their baby sister. loves that he saved their baby sister even at the cost of his life. clea who lost a brother and was steadily losing her sister.
clea dessendre who dealt with her grief with action. who would have lost her baby sister too, in spite of her brother's sacrifice, because alicia was drowning in a life she couldnt want and their parents are too caught up in their spat to remember their two remaining children. clea who pushes her dying sister into the world she had created with her brother, and deems it the safest place her sister could possibly be in.
clea who also constructs an endless tower with difficult enemies that can be defeated with the power of immense violence and tells her baby sister to have fun.
clea who would let alicia choose to stay in the canvas even at the cost of her life because it would mean letting her baby sister choose a life that she loves.
because it’s fun and we keep taking the game design components into our hcs. imagine verso and clea composing the in game music, the battle music. the music being so good because it’s verso’s passion and clea is just good at everything…. maelle dying and screaming in agony about why the music is so happy and banging while fighting this evil fucking mime why do you hit so hard
why did they change how to reblog something
MY MIND JUST READ REBLOG VS REBLOG NOW ??? and yeah i want to reblog now just let me add my thoughts 💀
(as you can tell it has been a minute since i’ve been here)
why did they change how to reblog something
I SEE YOU’RE ALSO PLAYING E33
yeah!!! i played it last june, and im slowly replaying it again since the dlc came out and theres been a whole bunch of updates. tragically i lost my original savefile so im redoing the entire thing instead of NG+ nyooming but ah well
its been v fun!! its cool to have the proper meta-knowledge for what everyone is saying and doing this time round, the gameplay still fucks so severely as ever, and i love being so normal about eldest daughters that haunt the narrative 🙂↕️
i’m slowly making my way through act 3 / exploration. i am spoiled on the main bits, but very thoroughly enjoying the game besides that. the meta knowledge is so so fun and the touches of clea are insane !! 🙂↕️
art accompaniment to @dreamhardflyfree ‘s fic for the @/polytrixbigbang on twt ✨✨✨
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clorivia zine spot art to accompany this lovely fic by cavalierious (link)
Bug bites
i neeeeed more fics with the girls doing the most insane shit ever. physically, i mean. like. idk how to phrase this but im actually sick to death of girls being cute i need them to go camping & for rumi to dig a hole for six hours & come back covered in dirt & for mira & zoey to be like how was it babe & rumis like. thumbs up. gonna cut down a huuuuuge tree tomorrow do u wanna watch
also like. the whats the word for a face without makeup. bare faced? that was HUGE. & how they belch & shove food in their mouths. i need them to have a belching competition. i need them to stare into an empty fridge & be like. we're gonna PERISH. do u think i can eat this...........cucumber? (half melted from age). from another room: OMG DO IT. from ten hours later: livestreaming from the hospital hey hunterssss we are totally fine but just a psa if u see a cucumber that looks like THIS (photo) DONT EAT IT
some brave fan reaches out & is like. were u guys ok? & zoey replies w sad face. my ass exploded
rumi edits a photo of zoey to have no ass like literally just photoshops the ass out & tweets it. sad face. her ass exploded
fans throw a funeral for #koreas ass & miras like SHES ALSO HALF AMERICAN DONT FORGET & all the tweets get edited like. immediately. sad face. her korean-american ass exploded
rumi tweets AGAIN the next morning. email from celine @ 2.13 am: no more ass exploding tweets
the screenshot has her listed as celine (eomma) which. privately causes a HUGE tail spin & whatever. but the fans are like aw thats cute. do u have another celine in ur phone? so rumi tweets a screenshot of her celine contacts n its just like. every time celine changes her phonenumber rumi doesnt bother to delete it she just renames it smth wild so its like:
celine (abducted by aliens) celine (abducted by ghosts) celine (bad haircut) celine (bungee jumping in cancun) celine (cat whisperer) celine (hair stylist ACTUAL HAIR STYLIST CELINE) celine (dogs ate her sadface.emoji) celine (wrong number) celine (wrong number 2)
maybe like three years later theyre in an interview & the host is like girls what is ur greatest fear & zoey lunges for the mic & they have to wrestle it off her but she gets it & shes like OKAY SO YEARS AGO - DONT YOU DARE TACKLE ME RUMI - YEARS AGO I ATE THIS NASTY CUCUMBER - MIRA STAY WHERE YOU ARE IM SERIOUS I'LL PUT MILK IN YOUR FAKE MILK - I ATE THIS NAAAASTY CUCUMBER AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL & MY GREATEST FEAR IS THAT THE CUCUMBER IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE & IT'S GONNA COME BACK FOR ME. n the girls stop trying to steal the mic back bc like. it IS what they thought she would talk about but its NOT what they thought she would say n rumi is like
what do you mEAN its out there?
& zoeys like. its a demon cucumber. it was unholy what it did to me. you were there, you remember
rumi: i quite literally will never forget
zoey: it wasnt natural. its out there. alive. waiting. waiting for me to lower my guard
mira: i actually hate that im never gonna be able to eat cucumber again. because you're right
zoey: BECAUSE IM RIGHT
host: lets cut this, hm?
months post half-demon rumi reveal. zoey is standing in her doorway n rumis like oh hey whats up babe
zoeys, uncommonly serious: rumi. i need u to be honest with me
rumis: omg????? okay?? yes ofc??
zoey: did u poison me with that demon cucumber four years ago
rumi: okay goodnight zoey
zoey: DID YOU DO IT. DID MY BELOVED GIRLFRIEND TRY TO KILL ME
rumi: it wasnt a demon it was rotten
zoey: ..... but did u -
rumi: NO. i didnt leave it there & i didnt tell u to eat it & also i didnt try to poison you????
zoey: ... will u protect me from-
rumi: if there is such a thing as a demon cucumber. i will protect you with my fucking life. but there isnt. and i didnt poison you
zoey: okay. i believe you. and i love you
later, when a horde of demon cucumbers attacks them
rumi & mira: what the fuck
zoey: I KNEW IT
mira, pacing in their bedroom: what does this MEAN though. not just for our ancient classifications of demons but like. the hospitalisation. she DID eat it. can you . eat demons? are they poisonous? is she ACTUALLY okay? what the fuck?
rumi, on the edge of the bed. elbows on knees, fingers steepled. ten thousand yard stare: i.....i dont know.
i just feel like the thing i would do immediately after finding out i still had magic honmoon powers but didnt need to fight demons anymore is that i would probably try to figure out what is the biggest dog i can hold in my arms & carry like a baby.
i want rumi to decline the invitation to throw the first pitch at a baseball game like 6 years in a row & then shes like fuck it. im normal (uncertain looks from her girls) & then shes like in the practice & her throws are BAD & miras like. remember when u were like. maybe i will use the shin kal & then the honmoon immediately gave u a sword instead. & rumis like ok so my aim isnt amazing. zoey u do it instead & zoey nervous laughs shes like OH I DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT & miras like no thats fantastic. ive always wanted to see zoey make someone cry on live tv & goes a little dreamy eyed about it & zoeys like ok haha im ALSO normal
anyway shes a terrifying pitcher & then rumi bats her eyes n shes like could i take a swing & then zoey pitches for her & rumis like. haha this is what breaking the sound barrier sounds like yall & hits it so hard that it breaks a window in the closest building (not very close)
@kchzndrvh i love all of this but also u put orienteering in mind when u mentioned the scavenger hunt n i am obsessed with the idea of them going on their weird hikes in the wilderness & just like. parkouring off shit & naruto running jumping from branch to branch & zoey pausing mournfully on a cliffside & the girls are like. zoey? you okay? & shes like. bawling silently & shes like . i just thinki would be so good at being raised by wolves, you know? & theyre like. im gonna push u off this cliff actually
thank u you make v thought inspiring posts
speaking of their wilderness hikes i think they also sing a bunch of songs while up on those branches or even just those vocal practices because the echo is rly nice and cool sounding and rumi is going to hit consecutive A5s and theyre all harmonizing real good and a birdwatching group three miles away is about to spread news that theres either possibly god or spirits haunting in the forest
it's plurbin time
VINCE GILLIGAN: I hate AI. (Variety; Deadline)