[infectiouspiss]

what if the new pope is problematic :/

[infectiouspiss]

omg what if the new pope is a proshipper o_o or- or a multifandom blog 0_0 or worse... a rpf truther eek >_<

[fearedfreak]

[pupalbeetle]

rapid progression of events has led me to schedule a date to go birding with a guy i met on bumble in FOUR days. im gonna throw up i haven't been on a first date in six years

[pupalbeetle]

update he didn't kill me and he's in fact lovely and im tragically disgustingly kicking my feet and waiting to see him again. the real world is crazy

[miamaroo]

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

[pupalbeetle]

anyway sorry i disappeared again i didn't kill myself i was just seeking validation from meaningless sources

[pupalbeetle]

rapid progression of events has led me to schedule a date to go birding with a guy i met on bumble in FOUR days. im gonna throw up i haven't been on a first date in six years

[pupalbeetle]

have now downloaded 3 dating apps and given up before i even finished setting up my profile on them. fuck how do y'all do this shit

[nitewrighter]

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

[kermitlesbian]

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

[pupalbeetle]

blowing my secondhand smoke into ur cooch rn btw.

(it's an American Spirit, don't worry 🫶🏻)

[disgustinggf]

me and my mutuals hanging out on the dashboard like a bunch of creepy crawlies under a cool rock

[pupalbeetle]

went to a metal show the other day. first time in a longgg time ive been in the pit with anyone bigger than scrawny 22 year old stoner college kids....... elbow to the face, full grown 250 lb 30 year old men knock me to the ground and step on my feet........ girl falls onto me completely and we go down to the ground together.. little metalhead boys with long hair help us up. sensory input was very happy that night, 10/10 will be going again

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[kaijuno]

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[bizlybebo]

“post without tags?” WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY #PSYCHOSIS #WELDER #ENERGYDINK

[10uhclock]

[pupalbeetle]

mutuals if youre there. i know youre so far away but im loading a bowl for us to split and I just popped a fresh camel crush bead. my bluetooth speaker is charged. come over

[adesertdryad]

was organizing today and found this guy I painted a few years ago

I think it's fascinating to think about the some of what are now deserts of the United States as once part of inland seaways. You can stand on what was once the sea floor and look up to see where prehistoric creatures might have swum above you