[bilumi]

HELP❗

My cat is sick. She doesn't eat or drink water. I need to take her to the vet but I don't have the money. It would be great if you could donate to my Kofi or commission

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[forcearama]

Scheduled Message

Obi-Wan: [being awakened by a sound coming from a trunk in his room] Wha–? [opens the trunk and picks up an old comm]  [a holo pops up]  Ahsoka: [at an awkward angle, looking into the camera] OK, I think it’s recording. Oh! Yikes, that was filming right up my nose. Sorry.   Anakin: [turns it upside down] Wait, no, that’s not right. [turns it again] There. All right. [clears throat] Obi-Wan, if you’re seeing this, it means it’s a very important day.  Ahsoka: [excitedly] Happy 50th Birthday, Master Kenobi!  Anakin: Ahsoka and I are recording this now, and I’ve rigged it so that this recording will auto-play for you in 14 years.  Ahsoka: [giggling] So, uh, sorry if this just started playing in the middle of a Council meeting or something.  Anakin: [lowering his voice] You’re right behind us in the other room right now, and believe it or not, you’re actually asleep!  Ahsoka: We’re on a very boring mission – Anakin: – Seriously. The worst. Ahsoka: …so we decided to make a 50th Birthday Wish List for you, which we will now read aloud. [pulls out a data pad] On his 50th birthday, we hope Master Kenobi will get… Anakin: [reading] An afternoon of very boring holoshows. With no one to bother him. Or make fun of his terrible taste.  Ahsoka: …a tin of that fancy Alderaanian tea he likes. Anakin: …a new cloak. Because we assume he’ll need one. [pointing at the camera] Because you always do.  Ahsoka: …a crossword puzzle that neither Anakin nor myself have partially filled in with rude words.  Anakin: …a personal trip to Mandalore. [pointing at the camera again, winking] I put that one on there for you. And I think we both know why. [waggles his eyebrows] Ahsoka: …a full day where Master Skywalker doesn’t ask him for anything stupid.  Anakin: Hey!  Ahsoka: [laughs] …a lothcat from a rescue shelter. Don’t lie, Master, we all know you want one.  Anakin: …a joyride on a speeder bike with your favorite, and only, former Padawan. Don’t lie about that one, either – you know you’d love it. [frowning] And also I better still be your only Padawan.  Ahsoka: [rolling her eyes and smiling]  Anakin: In conclusion, we hope that whatever you’re doing right now, you’re having a good day.  Ahsoka: I also hope you’re busy showing my Padawan how to do a proper robe drop! Happy birthday, Master. [waves]  Anakin: [smiling] …happy birthday, old man. Now go find me and tell me what a great and handsome friend I am. [reaches forward and turns off the recording] 

[forcearama]

The tags on this old post continue to make me feel like a supervillain or something and honestly, I’m completely here for it.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

never forget the elijah wood wigs interview

[givemeinternet]

[marchofthepigsmp4]

im not missing this

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[peachdisco]

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

[reikah-deactivated20190906]

every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Some of the highlights of that video include:

The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing

So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do

The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)

How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”

Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song

[aces-to-apples]

Only days before my state went into lockdown, “Bohemian Rhapsody” came on in the restaurant kitchen I’d just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when “sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all” came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.

[zohbugg]

[bisco]

I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[salvadorbonaparte]

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

[salvadorbonaparte]

**UPDATE**

I have restructured the folders to make them easier to use and managed to add almost all languages requested and then some

Please let me know any further suggestions

[salvadorbonaparte]

[clockworktardis]

….holy shit. You found the holy grail.

[kittydesade]

….. is this a DIFFERENT person keeping gigabytes worth of language books on google drive? Holy crap.

[onceiwashere]

people on here give yoda a lot of shit and say that he was a bad mentor but i’d like to contest that Yoda is and has always been cool as hell and the real problem was that in the days of the Republic he was forced into a shitty managerial position, where he had to worry about paperwork and massive unauthorized clone orders and vetting chosen ones and shit like that when really all he wanted all along was to be a delightfully shitty impish little grandpa living in a hut giving cryptic advice to teenagers 

Like remember that episode of the Clone Wars where the jedi council finally tries to put yoda in a retirement home because he starts talking to Qui Gon’s ghost and yoda calls anakin over like “hmmm…. friends, we are, young skywalker. help me escape this silly place, you must. in it for you, a handful of Werther’s Originals is” like that’s who Yoda is, at his core, and the stifling weight of Force monk bureaucracy took that away from him

[onceiwashere]

Hand to god if all of the like administrative work of running the Jedi Order had been left to someone just slightly more competent and business savvy like IDK Mace Windu or Plo or Luminara or even That One Guy Who’s Allowed To Fuck and yoda had been allowed to scamper off and just like, occasionally impart funny wisdom to jedi children and cheekily break all of the rules in front of them, this Darth Vader shit would have NEVER happened. Instead Anakin would have had the fun-loving, devil may care, “as long as in the house, you do it, young Skywalker” Bad Grandpa influence he desperately needed to balance out frazzled and terminally high-strung Teen Dad Kenobi

[onceiwashere]

Anakin is out on one of the Temple balconies just stewing angrily about his sexual frustration towards Padmé and how Obi-Wan keeps warning him that he will be expelled from the Jedi order and then thrown into a big pit of lava if he ever even talks to a girl and that makes him sad and angry and emotionally confused, when he notices tiny little old man Yoda’s hobbling over to stand next to him with a knowing expression on his face.

“Forbidden emotional attachments, we both have,” Yoda winks at him and pulls out a box of cigarettes. “To nicotine, mine is” 

[onceiwashere]

“Wish to save your mother from a life of unlawful bondage on Planet Shit, you do. Very well. Feel like being bad, I do. Tell anyone I am helping you, you must not. Murder me, the rest of the Council would. ;)”

[nibeul]

CRYING OVER THE “To nicotine, mine is” HELP

[katara]

PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN!

This year has been really awful and terrible to my family and I. We’re financially struggling, sinking more each month cause we’ve got many bills to pay and lately I feel like there’s no way out and I’m losing my mind and faith in everything I try to do. My dad got fired from work this year and I haven’t got any call from any job I’ve applied to! I even had to drop out of college and quit my dream of being a nurse. We’re currently in desperate need of food and we can’t afford anything right now, not even groceries! We already sold most of our stuff, I had to sell my laptop as you know I was a content creator on this website and I used to make many gifs and requests, but now I can’t do that anymore. I’m sorry if this is annoying but I don’t know what to do, please if you could donate something that would mean the world to us, if you can’t donate please just reblog this post. PAYPAL  |   KO-FI

I don’t have venmo/cashapp, they don’t work internationally 🥺

[everythingfox]

Look at its little feet

(via)

[sarafroot]

cinderella au but lance panicked and has really good aim 

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Commander Cody issuing orders: Ghost company, execute plan Delta Alpha 07!

Captain Rex issuing orders: Flank ‘em and spank ‘em, boys

[divergent-llamas-03]

I spit out my coffee while reading this-

[sweetlambeyed]

i think i have this disease where if i dont post crude doodles of characters from shit that was popular in the early 2010′s ill mentally decompose 

[zai-doodles]

listen no LISTENNN this is so unoriginal ik and im SURE ppl have already done it but will that stop me? No <3

anyway i loved s4 and i love them sm

[astrelle]

Hey guys,

I’ll make this short. Today a racist idiot burned our car completely. It can only be sold for scrap because the motor, brain and sensors are fried.

We’re a family of black latine immigrants. we did not get any stimulus checks. I was forced to drop out cause I can’t pay for college so I’m using my shop to sustain my family, and without a car this is just so, so much more difficult.

I beg of you. If you’ve ever used these:

Please. please consider boosting and/or donating. I’m in complete shambles over this. 

http://paypal.me/mothcharm  http://ko-fi.com/swordknight  https://mothcharm.bigcartel.com

Thank you ♥

[hydro-homies]

Don’t buy other stuff

[nerdgasrnz]