I do not have puppet cancer!

CEO of Wolfram & Hart. And a very scrary vampire! . . . Stop laughing! - "Smile Time" puppet-Angel

[puppetcancerangel]

// ok, wifi currently sucks (pun only semi-intended) so i'm off for the night. see everybody around whenever, i guess! message me if you want to know my mains! i'll see it next time i log in on here & let you know.

[puppetcancerangel]

@slayeriing

“Buffy…! Ah- Alright, can we… just skip the whole shock and disbelief and Sesame Street puns portion of this reunion? There is a horde of three-horned Demons running around the city we really should be getting to killing.”

He had no idea if that demons thing was true or not. He just didn’t need things to be any weirder with Buffy than they already always were. (Probably not possible at this point.)

[puppetcancerangel]

@boldbravebeautiful

*hides under his desk*

[boldbravebeautiful]

“Angel? Are you here?” She asked, looking around. “Wesley said he’d be in his office….” she mumbled to herself, walking into the office.

[puppetcancerangel]

"Go away!" he calls out from his hiding place in a pathetic and nearing desperate tone - somehow made cute by the very spell which vexed him so, "I'm... I'm not here!"

[puppetcancerangel]

@boldbravebeautiful

*hides under his desk*

[lilahemorgan]

// Lilah and Lindsey are highly amused that Angel is a pint sized puppet lol

[puppetcancerangel]

“Don’t you have some headless Hell dimension to get back to, or something, Lilah?”

[lilahemorgan]

“And miss this? No way.” She said as she looked him over, oh this was just *too* good.

[puppetcancerangel]

“Bite me.”

“Did you have something to do with the reason my team can’t find a way to reverse this spell?”

[puppetcancerangel]

"...uh...Angel...why are you a puppet?"

@overallsandcrayons

“Oh, thank God, Willow– Did Fred call you? Listen. We need your help. Demon puppets from another dimension. It’s… A long story… Help?”

[puppetcancerangel]

“… Puppetist.”

[perfectdespair-a]

“And what will you do about it, Angelus? Bite my ankles?”

[puppetcancerangel]

“I’m warning you, Darla… This isn’t Sesame Street. "And this time you won’t have Wolfram & Heart to help you.”

[lilahemorgan]

// Lilah and Lindsey are highly amused that Angel is a pint sized puppet lol

[puppetcancerangel]

“Don’t you have some headless Hell dimension to get back to, or something, Lilah?”

[whedonversegifs]

[perfectdespair-a]

puppetcancerangel replied to your post:Forgive me as I laugh, HA! You always did like…

eXCUSE YOU

[puppetcancerangel]

“… Puppetist.”

[puppetcancerangel]

Dru pets the puppet hair.

“Dru!”

[puppetcancerangel]

i’m kind of considering revamping & bringing this blog back from hiatus….. since i found the old email & password.

[dear-indies]

Reblog if you're an indie Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel RP account.

We are creating a masterlist for all roleplayers.

The list is here. 

[puppetcancerangel]

Jacob stared at the Puppet behind the desk, it looked very familiar. "Uncle Ange?"

"Uhh… Hey there, Jake. Your Uncle Angel’s just a little… sick right now.”

[puppetcancerangel]

"That’s right, kiddo." Angel nodded. "You be careful up there. Don’t hurt yourself. Don’t stand up all the way. You’ll lose your balance." 

[littlebrotherjacobpratt]

"How long’s a lil’l whiles? Mummy says it means lotta things. Da says it means ‘m not allowed ta ask ‘gain fer the night." Jacob canted his head a little. "Not gonna fall, ‘m holdin’ on see?" He leaned back a little from the desk, holding on to the draw which slid out a little bit. "How’re you standin’ up? My toys can’ do that.”

[puppetcancerangel]

"Don't--- Don't do that, buddy. Hold the chair not the desk, okay?"

"It . . . depends. We're not quite sure how long it'll be."

"Errm . . .  we're not quite sure of that either.

You ask a lot of good questions, kiddo. I bet Fred and Wes. are proud."

[puppetcancerangel]

"I think I can handle one punch to the face, Buffy …  Is everything okay? You seem very …  ——Enthused.” 

[thebuffybot2000]

"I’m fine. I’m excited to be helping you. I heard so much about you," she told him. "The data I have on you isn’t comprehensive or anything. So I only know what the Real Buffy told me."

[puppetcancerangel]

"The . . . wait,       ------what?"

[puppetcancerangel]

"I’m not Angelus.

I’m   A n g e l .”

"And I’m so damn  s o r r y  I’m a disappointment to you. Obviously, I allowed myself to be turned into an annoying, felt toy  p u r e l y  to annoy you.”

[womenofthewhirlwind-deactivated]

"Angelus, Angel, the sooner you realise it’s all the same, the better. I spent the better part of a century working that out." She smiled bitterly. "Is anyone else under the same curse as you? Cordelia perhaps, Dru…The boy? Assuming he survived.”

She held his gaze with a emotionless exterior. “Did he?” 

[puppetcancerangel]

"If by  ' c u r s e '  you   ' h a s   a   s o u l ' then yes---- everyone I work with has one of those.

If you mean this puppet thing . . . no."

"We're not going to talk about Conner."

[puppetcancerangel]

itsaboutpower--x

"Ahk! Buffy don't------! 

Ah, god damn it . . . "

" . . . Hi, Buffy."