PuppyBytes

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[puppygirllaika]

police departments love to be like "we need more money to fight all the crime that's been happening lately" and they show a graph with crime going up at then you look into the numbers and it's like "the ten percent increase in crime was correlated with a ten percent increase in active policing hours" and it's like oh okay so the crime factory needs more money because the crime factory stayed open late to manufacture more crime in order to convince us to give more money to the crime factory. Where can I get off this carousel of misery?

[isawken]

she took the fucking clown car in the divorce and now she’s driving back and forth in front of my house with her entire 20+ member circus polycule shoved in there honking and laughing at me

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[universalclownrescue]

Quick PSA: Rodeo clowns need a lot more than popcorn, a beer, and a barrel to be happy.

While Rodeo clowns seem to be a very simple breed, they are extraordinarily energetic and vocal, and so need far more enrichment than most owners provide. They also have a vastly more varied diet than many clowns, requiring popcorn, peanuts, and small quantities of meat, alcohol, and cotton candy.

They need sand pits and inflatables for enrichment, AS WELL AS a barrel. If possible financially and practically, the owner should also look into activities with horses or other Rodeos.

[stare-into-the-water-alex]

I miss dangerous crow boy whose job is to destroy plastic. I wonder how he's doing now.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake

[puppybytes8]

Jokes on you I deal with both

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[melancholic-whimsy]

"you are what you eat" ok so what im hearing is that cannibalism will fix me

[lesilentreaper]

[numahachi]

[nonging]

[puppybytes8]

Oooo you guys wanna follow me on art fight so bad ooooo

[puppybytes8]

Snape wives were the original yumeshippers

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[noodles-07]

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tch, stupid webp image. you will be a png when daddy puts you through the webp to png file converter

[cheaphalloweencostume]

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?