Sterek Trash™

I got 99 problems and they're all gay ships!

[quadrantslando]

[crayyytown]

Ugh- the sterek story of my dreams:

You know the prompt of the guy at the airport looking over the shoulder of someone swiping on Tinder and being like- oh, hard no on that guy, huh? And being the guy.

WELL, from my own personal experience with online dating how much do I want to see Stiles swiping. Find Derek’s profile. Then, let’s be honest, Derek is one-with-nature and all of his pictures his sisters could find of him smiling is when he is hiking to that’s what they use when they set up his profile. Stiles finds Derek drop dead gorgeous but let’s be honest, he is not-that-active, like he will go adventuring and hiking, but not ALL the time. Definitely not enough to have 4 of his 5 profile pictures on Tinder include outdoor activities. So, that’s what makes him pass on Derek. Because, while he is the most beautiful man Stiles has ever seen, he’s also going to be so disappointed with how much Stiles does not regularly work out.

But then, cute-but-super-active Derek is behind Stiles, all smiley, so they go for coffee. It’s not like Stiles doesn’t have two extra hours to kill (thank you flight delays). So, they get coffee and obviously fall in love. End scene.

Someone please write this better than me. Please. Pretty please with a cherry on top?!

[pupsaac]

Oh my god I wanna write this?!?! Please tell me nobody’s done this yet!!!

[anothermalecblog]

Magnus: I like dark humor.

Alec: [turns off the light] Do you want to hear a joke?

Magnus: ... I love you.

[jimkerk]

the zodiac is OUT the new personality test is which queer eye member you would immediately disappoint after they left

[fiona-widdershins]

[sadsagittarius96]

Magnus: Your handsome friend took care of everything

Alec: Underhill?

Magnus:

[lynne-monstr]

#the best part is #in an institute filled with ridiculously attractive people #alec knows exactly who magnus is talking about

[anthony-kate]

“Stay with me.”

[stilesedit]

[thorsthot]

i’ve been laughing at this for the past five minutes

[shumbane]

[blackqueerblog]

this is a universe where people have superpowers and there are talking trees but this person thinks having a smart teenage girl is unrealistic ok

[mythoughtsxxblog]

Cena sounds so emotional here 😢 This man deserves all the success and praise he gets. I cannot understand why anyone would dislike him, like at all. He’s receiving an award for his charity work, but is giving it to WWE to represent all the wrestlers and their hard work.

[softbrooklyn-deactivated2019052]

also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people

[aphrobites]

thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check

[starksirons]

“Here’s eight white people” is Scarlett Johansson erasure

[marvelfandom]

[steventrevor-deactivated2024031]

#unclear if steve is turned on by bondage or honesty  (via @resistancepilots)

[goingknowherewastaken]

Bold of you to assume it’s only one of those and not both

[samflewaway-deactivated20211001]

Dylan O'Brien in 2018: “It’s tough out there! It’s tough out there when you’re mediocre.”

[halinski]

So tonight we’ll have Derek Hale ruling the world 😍