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Golden retriever!Adolin this, golden retriever!Adolin that.

What about german shepherd!Kaladin? He wants to protect you but he's not sure how and he gets nervous when he can't see you

andewitt

night creature

mikufanclub

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

oh my god this is why i was seized by a fatal need for pancakes. sexy subliminal pancake girl

crawfishcomic

Brainstorm

toskarin

posting 2016: you ever think about how in ten years we'll still be gay and online together

posting 2026: imagine, if you will, making a necklace from the bones in your hand. feeling them slowly become mundane, like stones, as time renders them unfamiliar to you. thought exercise now concludes

chimerathingcock

the bitemarks leaving cuddler would like to kiss you in many places very safe no chomps

wifegideonnav

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

wifegideonnav

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

the-only-useful-lesbian

The first time I saw this I didn't get it, now I do and I'm so mad

gaytanic-panic

Kitty Kimz

nikonikonek000

my friend begged me to draw a zonked elf. for many hours they said things like "you want to develop a powerful fixation on elfs" and "you want to draw elf smoking 2000 year tolerance mmagic elf weed" and the elfs hypnotic suggestion compelled me

apicturewithasmile

“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

t-aash

i love you guillermo del totoro

night-dark-woods

[ID: Four gifs of Guillermo del Toro in an interview. He says, “I think the sublime confusion is from 19 to 29. You think you are late for everything, you’re a has-been, nothing is happening, there’s no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you’re 30.” /end ID]

freedom-and-books

He once gave a class in Guadalajara and said “Ustedes los jóvenes están en la edad exacta de la desesperación. Yo nunca me sentí más acabado y viejo que a los veintitantos. Decía ‘ya me pasó la vida y no hice nada’. Pero estoy aquí para decirles que no: tienen un chingo de tiempo”

Which translates to “You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I’d say ‘life has passed me by and i did nothing’. But i’m here to tell you that’s not true: you have a lot of fucking time”

ilovecats4ever

welcome to the future

ilovecats4ever

dadith

this is specifically after that poe quest

catboybiologist

My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

gumi-megpoidd

i really wanted to sketch this quickly

noosferik

You've certainly heard this tossed around as a fun fact before, maybe you've dismissed it as a joke... But it's actually 100% true. The tanned hide of an animal stretched over a car seat imbues the vehicle with the respective animus, hence cars have such distinct temperaments.... Having found this out from a friend of an uncle on facebook marketplace, for weeks I fashioned my bespoke car seats from dog leather, yes, dog leather, there are now a couple dozen laika spirits bound to this honda civic. Nowhere will you find another car as loyal to its master. So no, I did not "randomly" swerve out of the lane officer. Fuck you.