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coluring

i’m emotionally constipated.

i haven’t given a shit in days.

electrovert

a koALAAAAAAAAAAA

marvellegends

#PREACH

myrrhdotcom

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

lord-kitschener

Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me

artaeum

the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it

instructionsfordancing

not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion

lord-kitschener

This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs

catsuggest

wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!

goldenmeme

My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn’t seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, he’d book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away he’d follow me screaming again.

Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we’re a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I’m ever out for more than 12 hours I’ll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he’s been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.

leeferal

My cats are indoor cats. Being indoor cats, they can’t go outside to hunt for food (mice, rats, birds, etc) to gift to my sister and I.

But they know that the kitchen has food. They know where the easily accessible cat food is. And obviously my sister and I are just Really Big Stupid Hairless cats.

So if my sister and I go without leaving our rooms for too long? My cats will sit outside our doors and scream for our attention, lead us to their food bowls, and then only stop the screaming and leading once they see us sit down at the table and eat something. Because they think we’re hungry.

akuyaku-reijou

Your cats are the sweetest beings on the Earth, it makes my heart warm knowing that they exist. They love you very much and they care so much, they want you healthy and happy and will make sure you don’t neglect yourself and oh god they are so perfect. Real pure love exists, I am happy to be alive today.

mylove-isnot-fragile

My neighbor is a hardcore drunk. Like, 9am and dude is drinking vodka, but he had a cat that’s pretty much his honest to god caregiver because I have seen this cat visibly screaming at this man to keep him from hurting himself and sometimes when he hasn’t been outside for a while, the cat will scream at my door until I go outside to knock on the door to check on him. Cats are literal angels.

dragonkitty

I have a cat named a Kitty Pryde who has an extra thumb and these giant paws and while she’s not super bright she did learn that she likes being pet. So I must like being petted right? So if I’m watching TV alone she’ll come up and just with her giant paw gently stroke my arm or hand until I pet her back and she waits and pets me again and it goes on a while. Cats are angels.

trinandtonic-deactivated2022102

My cat once stuffed my bath mat into the litter box

iguanamouth

thinking about seals doing this pose…..

oh yeah….

iguanamouth

lumpatronics

SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

princessrhcenyra

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects

shurima-deactivated20171001

when guys complain about getting friendzoned

5starbando

galaxies-of-apple-trees

Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

madderhatter

goblincrystals

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

madderhatter

he did

troyesivan

happy for him

rissi18

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

thebusylilbird

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

nonbinarysapphic

This is gay lesbian solidarity

astrolovecosmos

Where does your Moon live?

Moon in the 1st House: Emotions are dependent and wrapped up in the exterior world and individuality. Can be hard to balance exterior world vs. interior world.

Moon in the 2nd House: Emotions have a direct link to your security, wealth, and possessions.

Moon in the 3rd House: Emotions live in the house of intellect. Here logic and intelligence can block out feelings.

Moon in the 4th House: Emotional well being is extremely dependent on the home, roots, and family.

Moon in the 5th House: Emotions are connected to creativity and have a need for self-expression.

Moon in the 6th House: Must feel useful, typically looks to career for this need. Emotional state is wrapped up in safe routine and health.

Moon in the 7th House: Emotions highly revolve around their relationships and connections.

Moon in the 8th House: Emotions are intense and are connected to transformations in life. Emotional needs can even be “hidden” for a long time.

Moon in the 9th House: Emotional well-being is tied to self-discovery and exploration of the world around them. Their emotions can also rely on a moral code.

Moon in the 10th House: Career, success, and reputation are directly linked to emotional well-being.

Moon in the 11th House: Emotional well-being needs a lifeline of causes, friends, and groups to belong to, support, and fight for.

Moon in the 12th House: Emotional needs and well-being can get lost or hidden. Developed intuition creates an emotional and spiritual tie.

fihli

lmao no joke my favorite part of les mis is in “javert at the barricade” when that bouncy music starts playing and gavroche comes for javert’s entire life in front of everyone

fihli