[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

my skills include being a sleepyhead and a sweetiepie

[msmarygoodnight]

Americans: It's not reasonable to expect people to miss spending holidays with their families, even for a greater social good! Family comes first, always!

Retail workers, who have a time-off request blackout for all of November and December:

[shitpostsampler]

HELLO FRIENDS WE ARE BACK! 

Let’s rock some nat 20s throughout this year.

[shitpostsampler]

We’re sorry. 

[anxietyproblem]

[retrogamingblog2]

Animal Crossing Embroidery Hoops made by IggyStarpup

[johnnyjava]

[slightlyaggressiveaffirmations]

IT’S TOTES FUCKING OK NOT TO BE PRODUCTIVE!!!

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING EVERY DAMN MINUTE!!! SPEND YOUR TIME HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE, FRIEND!!!

[astraldemise]

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace

[astraldemise]

serene

[maltedmilkchocolate]

Time blindness is the weirdest aspect of executive dysfunction and so weird as an experience to live with. It’s like you see the clock, the clock says 3pm, you look at the clock again and it’s 3:02, then 3:05, and then you look again and it’s 8pm and WHAT THE FUCK.

You don’t even need hyperfocus. But hyperfocus is like the Warp Speed:tm: version cause when that hits, it’s 3pm and then it’s the next day and why is the sun rising and when did i last eat and oh god i need to use the bathroom. And oh, also, you’re EXHAUSTED. The act of your brain tunnel visioning on something drains you (but that’s another topic).

Time blindness is…. having the general knowledge that today is Wednesday, and you need to do something on Thursday. Thursday is logically tomorrow, but the mysterious void of time is like ‘that’s like next week or something.’  It’s knowing you have to do something in three weeks on the 21st. And as the days creep closer, the 21st is stuck in a constant state of still being 3 weeks away, despite the fact it’s now tomorrow.

It’s wild. ADHD is literally living in a constant state of “There is Now. And there is Later.” and there’s no in between; no dates, no times; no hours, weeks, or months. It’s just Now and Later, and oh god why is is X o’clock already!?

[watchoutfordinosaurs]

Maybe I DO have ADHD….

[jumpingjacktrash]

god, no one’s ever succeeded at describing this for me before.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[quantummindclassicalheart]

To clarify, they are bisexual, not lesbians:

https://twitter.com/fancy_foxtrot/status/1205747696813756416

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Still iconic

[lynati]

WHEN DO WE GET THE COMIC SERIES AND/OR MOVIE?

[dirtydirtychai]

It keeps getting better:

Bonus:

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[seinheit]

WIG??

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

God I really needed to see this right now.

[hamsters-in-cups]

“I was expecting her to jump out, but she just sat there 😄” says myhamstermolly on instagram

[small-fairy-child]

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

[bobbimorses]

shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole

[adhd-alien]

A very simplified overview over the 3 diagnosable types of ADHD. It’s highly likely that you have symptoms from across the spectrum and not exclusively “hyperactive” or “inattentive” - that’s why I see ADHD( and ADD) as one big family. Look up the DSM-V for the actual symptom list!

[adhd-alien]

I didn’t really think about social media formatting when making this, in case the big image isn’t readable, maybe these are :)

[scretladyspider]

This is my favorite one so far

"inattentive but racing thoughts" - that's me!!

It also is a great way to think about ADHD because it really is a spectrum

[valtsv]

failure anxiety really is psychological torture

[valtsv]

you can’t bring yourself to start any task because of the possibility that you’ll fail to produce anything of value and end up not only having to confront the fact that you were never capable of doing it, but that you wasted time and energy trying. but every second you don’t spend working on it your brain is screaming at you that you’re losing valuable time and only increasing the probability of failure.

[valtsv]

and every success you’ve had in the past does nothing to reduce your anxiety, and in fact only makes it worse, because you feel like you’ve given other people expectations of you that are impossible to meet, since as far as you’re concerned all your previous achievements are the result of chance and not your abilities and skills.

[valtsv]

fear of failure: if you don’t start this project soon you’re never going to have time to finish it, and then you’ll have to turn it in half done, and even that won’t be any good because you won’t have had the time to research and structure it properly, and then you’ll get failed and everyone will hate you and think you’re stupid and lazy

also fear of failure: you’re probably going to fail anyway. at least if you do nothing you won’t have to face the facts, which are that you suck and can’t do anything right

me:

[myjetpack]

for the @guardian review