I really like words

Sara. I love food, sleeping, books and languages.

[i-merani]

Why does elon musk tweet like a 14 year old boy who just learned that there are no fatal consequences to not being kind

[mirandahotto]

you know you’re old when during the argument in 1x09 you identify with aunt zelda and not with sabrina

[pyrrhiccomedy]

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

[powerfulwizard]

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough. 

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[bi-trans-alliance]

Bi people are “queer enough”

[elloette]

Creepy af world-conquering aliens: fear is not consent.

Me: preach? I mean you're terrifying and horrible, but you're not wrong.

[tankiesinpari-deactivated202011]

the word lover is so infinitely soft. So universal. So timeless. Two girls with awkward, hungry hands. A boy and a girl in the dark. Two men in empty light. A marriage of 40 years. Letters over eons. Sappho’s poems. The corner of a mouth. Lovers, lovers, lovers.

[westrons-deactivated20200930]

the one (1) good thing from the hobbit films is when bilbo returns to the shire having fully adopted the dwarven aesthetic send tweet

[avid-reader12]

Counter point: Thorin never got to see this

[filthyprotozoan]

literally how dare you

[slimetony]

I dont wanna come on here until the pornbots are gone this is getting ridiculous how is this not being handled

[dumbpoliticalposts]

Porn bots wont get fixed because they are a scam to hide failing service:

Piracy didn’t cause the record industry to fail, playing nothing but Nickelback on the radio did.

Sexism didn’t kill the Ghostbusters remake, remaking a near perfect movie but with everyone involved having about a tenth of the talent killed it.

Porn Bots arn’t killing tumblr - staff pushing social justice issues / toxic callout culture / politics on main - are.

racism sexism and general bias against anyone who is white straight cis & male is not a great way to grow your platform in a country that is:

61% white

96% straight (93% if you chop out boomers and older)

99.5% cis

49.4% male

Gee I wonder why nobody feels welcome here

[slimetony]

Okay

[mojave-green]

[weavemama]

in this house we validate bisexuals always and forever

[president-coriolanus-snow]

So my sister is going for her GED, and her son who’s 7 is looking at her math homework and she has the math problem 

“4 X=40 solve for X”

Her son points at the x and goes “That’s 10″. She looks at it and goes “Yes, yes it is … How did you know that?” 

He goes “X is roman numbers for 10.” 

[micdotcom]

[savaagecaabaage-deactivated2021]

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

[bexhibitionist]

Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[emmersdrawberry]

C h o s e n

[awed-frog]

I want her to be in charge of everything, just like the Lady intended.

[survivablyso]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/09/05/girl-pulls-sword-from-legendary-lake-of-king-arthurs-excalibur_a_23197937/

[freddieandersen]

to clarify, these are two different young girls pulling two different swords from two different lakes, about a year apart. strange women in ponds will continue to distribute swords

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

Listen maybe Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is  a good basis for a system of government.

[ardatli]

TIL… that in the middle ages there was a popular belief in a demon of language, one who collected the words of people women gossiping in church, and the mumbled syllables of priests who weren’t saying mass properly. He was also held responsible for scribal errors. “Later he haunted printing presses, causing typesetters to make mistakes.”

TIL… there is a typo demon, it has a name, and it is Tutivillus (Titivillus).

[materassassino]

Can he leave me alone please

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Honestly we really do need to go back to 2000s emo makeup I’m so exhausted with the current perfection trends let’s start bragging about how our eyeliner is going strong on day 3 again

[antique-scarecrow]

Bring back grunge culture so I can just get out of bed and Go