Purple Record Player Offical

I like record players MINOR don't come at me w weird stuff Music and purple:)

[purple-record-player-offical]

Hello:) I am a purple record player. I like music, vinyls, and record players (duh). Purple is the elite colour and I will argue with people about this! Mod is a minor, dni if you wanna say anything freaky. Always happy to get moots and make new friends.

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Ur least fav gal.

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

The one and only Piper.

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

definitely not ao3

[dr-pepper-offical]

Dr. Pepper

[skyan-official]

skyan

[evilpineapple-offical]

Evil Pineapple

[shah4139-offical]

shah4139

[ati-official]

Ati

[dad-jokes-official]

dad jokes.

[fox-offical]

fox.

[da-police-offical]

Da police.

[purple-record-player-offical]

purple record player

[alltears]

all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

[purple-record-player-offical]

Five things that make you happy, them ask this to the last ten people to like or reblog something from you:)

Music

The colour purple

Late night talks

Stars

Tatoos

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[no-one-offical]

‎‎

[do-not-u-dare]

HOLY SHIT THE ORIGINAL

[satan-offical]

Your favourite colour is red 🤨😐?How boring 🥱🫤 MY favourite colour is the lilac flame produced when potassium reacts with H2O 🤓☝️

[purple-record-player-offical]

Purple!!!

[nurse-offical]

gang this will probably end up being a very bad idea BUT

everyone who reblogs this

will get a lil silly in there asks

aka i have nothing better to do and last time my irl mates massaged me back was 10.43 yesterday

@da-police-offical @paranoia-offical @evilpineapple-offical @illegaldoctor--offical @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @isopod-offical @somebody-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical if i’ve forgotten anythone idk ur forgotten

get it looser

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

the existence of the “holy” bible (we already know it’s holy? it’s the bible?) implies that somewhere in the world exists a book that embodies pure sin

[purple-record-player-offical]

Math book

[strawberry-offical]

so do people actually know there’s a strawberry offical??

[purple-record-player-offical]

Yes!

[nervous-offical]

bites fingernails , hello guys

[purple-record-player-offical]

Hello! Would calming music make you a little less nervous?

[purple-morphsuit-guy-offical]

So we can agree that purple is the elite colour, correct?

of course

[purple-record-player-offical]

We should start a group of all the purple offical beings

[purple-record-player-offical]

I made an edit of a Lego set I built :)

[purple-record-player-offical]

Might I say that I fw Umbrella Acadamy

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[partu-haodis]

The peace council is ready, all peace-lovers are gathered, on the agenda: war.

[purple-record-player-offical]

My friend today said they would suck dick to get to suck dick….. I’m flabbergasted

[targetedknowledge]