[faustic-trobairitz]

Happy birthday to every American. I cant believe we were all born 241 years ago when Benjamin Franklin smote the ground and George Washington appeared fully formed on his horse, and the three of them - Washington, Franklin, and the horse - conducted the entire revolution by themselves

[cockroachgirl1997]

tomorrows news: prince philip has been released from the morgue, saying he feels "slightly better"

[toodlestues-deactivated20220109]

here’s some possible ways that I think philip may have died:

- he saw a woman’s ankle 

- his lips accidentally touched a lemon that was floating in his drink

- he watched a truck commercial with the volume up too high 

- he went outdoors

- he stood up unsupervised

- he heard WAP

- he smelled a fart

- the maids used a new laundry detergent 

- he forgot to breathe

[sawasawako-archived]

thinking about how orpheus turning to look back at eurydice isn’t a sign of mortal frailness but a sign of love

[meduseld]

“Eurydice, dying now a second time, uttered no complaint against her husband. What was there to complain of, but that she had been loved?” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses

[dean-winchesters-clit]

This is true no matter the version you're reading.

1. Eurydice trips and Orpheus turns to help her because he loves her.

2. Orpheus cannot hear Eurydice behind him, and fearing that he's been tricked, turns to make sure she's there.

3. Orpheus makes it out of the Underworld, and so full of love and excitement to be with Eurydice, turns to embrace her, forgetting that they both need to be out of the Underworld.

No matter what happens in the story, Orpheus loses Eurydice because his love for her compels him to look.

[wildefluorescent]

Orpheus, I can forgive you, then, There’s not a soul alive who wouldn’t have looked back

The Descent, by Tyler King

[princesssarisa]

Don’t forget Gluck’s opera, where Eurydice doesn’t know Orpheus is forbidden to look back, Orpheus is also forbidden to tell her, she assumes he must not love her anymore, and Orpheus finally looks back to reassure her of his love because he can’t bear her anguish.

In that version in particular, but possibly in all retellings, a part of us wants Orpheus to look back, because his failure proves his love.

[mrkanman]

dont be scared cisgenders, i am a normal bus. come closer.

[crazyyyslots]

@/reipinto drew jacob sheep tubbo and i have not been able to stop thinking about it

[mychillart]

i was supposed to be resting when i painted this :,)

[gtyfgtyvgjtyfhvgtfvgkt-deactiva]

[tubbowithagun]

obviously dream possessing ranboo would be very upsetting but i also think it would be a little funny

[reipinto]

Find peace upon a violent throne

[seraphex]

some random memories from last summer:

-he/they tubbo -#free7 -the jschlatt ban discourse -george’s tommyinnit shirt -strawberry dress tubbo (and eret and niki) -karl’s ‘official’ dream smp redbubble merch -flavors of theropay… -big crime’s origins -original sad-ist pfps everywhere -the uk vlog -deffo flerting -pink parrots win mcc 8 -dream vs techno -tubbo wearing karl’s dsmp redbubble skirt -karl’s backwards skin  -the walls.  (fellow old-ish fans please add on to this list i know you’re out there)

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

-the tubblr crisis

-ass2020

-in this video, we coded it so that i am in love with georgenotfound. i Love Women and also georgenotfound

-the mxmtoon tweets

-beetlebug’s ode to l'manburg

-all the manhunt plays that got fanart made for them (boat strats, tnt in the end portal, fire resistance)

-fourth hunter reveal

-drista

-george’s love or host

-the mcytblr election (and jail)

-dreamon hunters

-the Intimidation Tower And Pit

-hey mamas

-all the heather animatics

-l'manburg anthem (original)

-and of course. quack-ity, velvetiscake, and all that came after

[tidespiderz-deactivated20210908]

this post diagnosed me with Old

[karolpilberg]

That 70s Show (1998-2006)

[ambassadorquark]

how quickly we abandoned posting about mens tits

[ambassadorquark]

i just want to say. i absolutely didn’t stop doing this i just noticed it’s not as much of a meme anymore and i think it’s so violent that the internet public ever thought of mens tits posting as a meme as opposed to like a lifestyle

[xiaodanart]

Cecil? I have to go. Be patient with me. We have our phones. We have our voices, and you have the best voice of them all.

or, the lines from wtnv that truly messed me up

[apollos-boyfriend]

[1dnatural]

Je t’aime, Dean. / Y yo a ti, Cas.

[liquidstar]

i think the death note probably doesnt go by “legal” name but rather the name you tie your identity and self image with, and it makes no sense for the death note to abide by laws constructed by humans anyway. so i think that if youre trans youre safe from light yagami because hes transphobic and wouldnt write your actual name in it even if it was life or death

[liquidstar]

this person gets it

[chongoblog]

The FUNNIEST part about this is that it implies that writing “L” into the Death Note very well could have worked depending on the level of identity he associates with it and he was too stupid to even try