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I am 20 years old, brunette, and interested in the web. May or may not be secretly a giant spider. She/Her. White & Jewish.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

can you hear the lambs clarice??

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[brainstreams]

[prokopetz]

Bisexual impostor may sound like a meme (or possibly a band name), but I swear some days I really do catch myself thinking "what if I'm straight and don't know it and I really did just suck all that cock for clout?"

[prokopetz]

@tambuli replied:

Clout with whom????????? 😭😭😂😂

You need to understand that when I was a kid, "bisexual men are really just straight dudes pretending to be queer for clout" was genuinely a mainstream opinion in gay and lesbian spaces. A formative experience doesn't need to make any damn sense to leave a mark!

[starlight-shadowbanned]

in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

should be one that 2014 tumblr would have loved

does not need to be one 2014 tumblr would have loved

Remaining time: 21 hours 45 minutes

[starlight-shadowbanned]

in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

must be unconventionally attractive

can be conventionally attractive

Remaining time: 21 hours 46 minutes

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in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

must be a little pathetic

does not need to be pathetic

Remaining time: 21 hours 47 minutes

[starlight-shadowbanned]

in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

must be thirsted over by a large number of tumblr users

does not need to be thirsted over by a large number of tumblr users

Remaining time: 21 hours 48 minutes

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in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

must be a twink

does not need to be a twink

Remaining time: 21 hours 50 minutes

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in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

must have lots of fandom content like fics, shipping, AUs, fanart

does not need to have those things

Remaining time: 21 hours 51 minutes

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in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

must be mischievous/slightly villainous

does not need to be mischievous/slightly villainous

Remaining time: 21 hours 52 minutes

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in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

must be a little cringe

does not need to be cringe

Remaining time: 21 hours 53 minutes

[starlight-shadowbanned]

in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

cannot be played by an A-list actor

can be played by an A-list actor

Remaining time: 21 hours 54 minutes

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in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

must be difficult to explain the appeal of to people outside of tumblr

does not need to be difficult to explain the appeal of

Remaining time: 21 hours 55 minutes

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in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

must be a man

does not need to be a man

Remaining time: 21 hours 55 minutes

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in order to be a tumblr sexyman, a character

must be sexy

does not need to be sexy

Remaining time: 21 hours 56 minutes

[poluche334]

I'm trimming my bush #mybush

@quiddie this is what you did and i'm saying thank you

[starlight-shadowbanned]

Do you agree with the statement “I don’t find Ryan Gosling attractive as himself or as other characters, but I do find him attractive as Ryland Grace?”

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

[bedupolker]

It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.

[taciturn-nerd]

OP I hope you don't mind but I made a tabloid cover out of this

I used two more condor photos by Andrew Orr and Alam Clampitt from peregrinefund.org

Gotta use the skills I learned from making tabloids out of the Jane Austen novels somewhere right?

Great, now I feel like I'm bird shaming. Congrats V9 on your new family!

[animals-with-fan-art]

This is art to me

[bedupolker]

amazing. SF Gate has this gem but I like yours better 🤣

[world-cup-sexyman]

Congratulations to Taking Transit To World Cup Matches, the 2026 World Cup Sexyman Champion!!!!

[helenvaughans]

[helenvaughans]

[awakefor48hours]

"You should create for yourself" and "it's okay to feel discouraged when creating your own original projects if no one interacts with them" are two sentences that should be able to co-exist with each other

[awakefor48hours]

On the one hand, you should kill that capitalist in your head that tells you to make art only for the enjoyment of other people. On the other hand, it's totally fine to be disappointed that you spent hours or even days on something that only got 4 notes. You can feel both ways.

[tucsonhorse]

Humans are expressive, social creatures. Art allows us to express ourselves and is best done for the joy of it, and one of the most natural ways for humans to enjoy things is to share them with others.

[apolladay]

are you neurodivergent, do you like spicy food, and do you like the term "neurospicy"

yes, yes, yes

yes, yes, no

yes, no, yes

yes, no, no

no, yes, yes

no, yes, no

no, no, yes,

no, no, no

results

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[smeagles]

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[setulose]

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

[setulose]

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you