All Good Things are wild and Free ♥

I'm not here to impress you, but I will try.

[virign-deactivated20120312]

apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.

[satdeshretasdsdffd-deactivated2]

You know how in hitchikers guide to the galaxy the answer to the question of life the universe and everything is 42?

I think we found the question.

[teenagerposts]

[zachlilley]

[lizaadoll]

[wellhereitsme]

[animalsnaps]

[lana-world]

[diamondsanddelrey-deactivated20]

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

[dulect]

[tennantes]

[teenagerposts]

[jdools]

[thejennsmith-deactivated2016062]

Paint cups, 2013

[barkbarkbark-blog]

[princessoftypos-blog]

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

[bewbin]

ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event

[pubichairstylist]

That might be easier with shark teeth 

[bewbin]

STILL NOT OPENING

[pixiesnifffrobodong]

But every song's like

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake…

We don’t care. We’re driving Cadillacs in our dreams.

[mediumyikes]

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

[mediumyikes]

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves