hugyah

[respocked]

Father: his father

[segamascott]

[paxamericana]

[ammnontet]

[angelicguy]

doctor tells me to pee in a cup, looks at it, says “gross” and pours it out

[rnismatch]

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

[sliversoakley4]

[rathayibacter]

knuckle tattoos that say IT ' S OKAY

[translatingpoststogerman]

rathayibacter

fingerknöcheltätowierungen die sagen ES IST IN ORDNUNG

[sliversoakley4]

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[zedogica]

[princessmo]

and i find it kind of money

i find it kind of swag

[blemgoid]

r/childfree

i cuaght my breeder neighbors precious little snotgoblin tearing up all my daffadills and forget me nots...

SO I BAKED HIM INTO A PIE!

Happy haloween everyone!

[menlove-archive]

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

[aninals]

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

[radiation]

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair