Purpleinterest

[stranger-grangers]

our education system

[reusablewords]

Work ethic goals tbh

[damian-shadow]

[guidetrainlove-deactivated20200]

One that maintains a conversation record. YES…FUCKING…PLEASE

[hart-2big]

I will reblog this every time it is on my dash until this happens. (and don’t get rid of the messages I already have when you make the switch)

[pirata-lalo]

For reals sometimes i can’t reply back

[legalwifi]

how awesome it would be if you could forget what you remember from a movie so you can rewatch it again and feel the same emotions you got the first time

[lyoncookie]

[therevealofmyheart]

so glad they included this exact like in the movie, best line in the book.

[purpleinterest]

me at age 12: ew older men

now: wow he's only 30?

[zlhat]

[little-oakenshit-blog]

bonus:

**embarrassed bard noises**

(insp x)

[dandylyingwishes]

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

aries: *basic human trait* taurus: *basic human trait* gemini: *basic human trait* cancer: *basic human trait* leo: *basic human trait* virgo: *basic human trait* libra: *basic human trait* scorpio: *basic human trait* sagittarius: *basic human trait* capricorn: *basic human trait* aquarius: *basic human trait* pisces: *basic human trait*

[mariofartwii]

me as hell

[mycomplexities-deactivated20151]

The year is 2015 AD. The human race has existed for over 200,000 years. Men still think women pee out of the vagina.

[a-wild-violet]

I choked and i’m dying laughing

[positivedoodles]

[chingizhobbes]

[goodluckdetective]

I have a soft spot for parental figures who don’t want to admit they’re parental figures.

"I am not a father," he says as he is followed by a horde of children.

[psychofactz]

More facts

[xigrif]

People who say stuff like ‘cats are selfish and fake and only pretend to like you so you’ll feed them’ sound like they got friendzoned by a cat

[schostag]

[koki-kariya-personal]

My math teacher had that in his room and i was the only student in there who got the joke