RatchetCouture

This face is my ID motherfucker Kevin 20 CA I'm a hot mess

[showtimechamaco]

RuPaul: “Most people love roses but I’m feeling like a Daisy.”

Carson: “Someone’s getting plucked tonight.”

Ross: “She quacks me up.”

Michelle: *cackles*

[unofficialghost]

little things that make me fall 4 people

having a nickname for me (not necessarily a mushy romantic one) 

using my name in conversation 

complimenting something I’m not super fond of about myself 

sending me pictures of stuff that reminds you of me 

listening to my music

recommending music to me

picking up little phrases I use and starting to use them 

[bitchycode]

[oblomovite-deactivated20160709]

me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions

me two minutes later:

[onlytwitterpics]

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

“Oh so now you sorry??! You sure as hell wasn’t sorry when..”

[hairstylesbeauty]

..and that’s how babies are made in the 21st century. (via) hairstylesbeauty.tumblr.com

[koriandrea]

fuckin nerds sexting

[hockpock]

this went a completely different direction than i was expecting,

[mickeyjperez]

Serious relationship goals

[bobrunsgoldfish-deactivated2018]

This is far more advanced than any sexting I’ve ever done.

[pithy-partyy]

omg.

[handsomemelanin-deactivated2023]

This was art.

[blinded-cupid-blog]

I like that lol

[candiikismet]

Next level shit. I love it

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[geeenohh]

^

[video-hall-of-fame]

modern art

[bey-ivy-blog]

[devon-aoki]

[thatassnicki]

ADELE RAPPING NICKI MINAJ’s VERSE FROM “MONSTER” 🔥🔥🔥

[theslayprint]

This is great. omg.

[tyleroakley]

[thebonernetwork]

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

Me: I can’t STAND country 

Miss Carrie Underwood: I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PURTY LITTLE SOUPED-UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE

Me:

[idiotwithwifi]

[nyadachi-blog]

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

[vaguelycoolgrey-deactivated2016]

I can dead be sobbing in front of you with a broken heart and I’ll still crack a joke

[phroyd]

Decency In The White House!

Brought to you by a Black American Family!

Phroyd

[offtospace]

show me the lie though

[thesweetishthuggishbone]

^Not a damn one

[sketchlock]

[khainsaw]

I am MACKENZIE ZALES, HEAD CHEERLEADER, HOMECOMING QUEEN, PART TIME MOTH-ER-FUCK-ING MODEL.