you make me smile

[stimman3000]

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[emotionalempowerer-blog]

I could watch this all day.

[womaninterrupted]

A successful launch

[michaelcorderoes]

It’s not like we’re college professors calling ourselves doctors. That’s not the same thing my friend.

[serotoninbluemmy]

Afahahagaah suicide jail

[dalmatianed]

1. Unless you tell a professional that you have a plan and a date to kill yourself, you’re not getting committed. If you show up to the ER with suicidal ideation that’s a different story, but no therapist or psychiatrist actively wants to send people to psych. They will talk through it with you, tell you their intentions, and call someone close to you before anything else. I’ve literally shown up to appointments w my psychiatrist and been like “I was going to kill myself this morning but I didn’t” and he talked thru it with me and trusted when I told him I didn’t need to be committed.

2. The month before I attempted I told my therapist I wanted to die in every session but I was never forcibly committed, she only strongly suggested I go to the ER.

3. Fear mongering about psych is not fucking helping anyone. Of course I hated getting sent to suicide jail for 12 days. But that was after I tried to overdose with intent of dying. I no longer had a choice in the matter. I had finally pushed past the point where my decisions were sustainable at all.

4. Tell your therapist the truth. Tell them you’ve been having suicidal thoughts. They don’t want you in the hospital any more than you want it.

[swordandthread]

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

[princesstigerbelle]

HOLY SHIT

[cybermax]

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

[tandembicycles]

@quantumghosts

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only#But that day#Some human left a chair#right in the spot#and that cat#that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity#it carefully scaled that chair#it balanced on the tippy top#and it reached for it’s dreams

these are important tags

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Live your dreams you funky little goblin

[aniseandspearmint]

She NEEEEDS the SHINIES

[brbjellyfishing]

a legend

[coldgamekelv]

I love baby pigs more than I love myself

[plumwildflowers]

I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine

[elodieunderglass]

i don’t know how vine so perfectly encapsulated the best of humanity but that was a weird time

[super-mario-girl]

I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.

[amethystkrystal]

This is painfully accurate I’m fucking dying rn

[fimbry-talks]

Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

[followthebluebell]

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.

[kleppy02]

Your cat’s name is Yardstick?

[followthebluebell]

He has three feet.

[catchymemes]

[xxeptune]

a slow mo video of my rat running

[the-rat-boi-deactivated20230311]

A perfect angel! A sweet baby! Perfect perfect perfect!!

[dianapforlunch]

Conspiracy theory: Anne Hathaway’s character in Oceans 8 is how andy from the devil wears prada would’ve turned out had she not catered to her dead weight boyfriend’s opinion

[spyderqueen]

Seeing some people on Tumblr still bitching about how it’s too late for voting and the only thing that will fix things is revolution.

How about you fucking vote anyway? It’s not going to seriously cut into your “sitting on the couch waiting for a revolution to start” time.

There’s no “none of the above” option here. You want a revolution, fine, but there’s still little shit to do in the meantime.

You can vote AND protest. They’re not exclusive. Hell, you can even protest the person you voted for when they fuck up. You’re not signing a blood oath with your ballot. But a desire for an ideologically pure candidate or nothing only serves the status quo right now.

[moriarty]

#voting for someone and then immediately protesting the person you voted for is the only moral decision actually

[magic-spelldust]

[stimman3000]

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[purplepicklemonster]

Are you confident in the sodium content of your tomato SAUCE?