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Just a random thought

Since Ben Platt played both Elder Cunningham and Evan Hansen, when Elder Cunningham says ‘‘I just told a lie’ does that mean the Evan part of Ben says ‘If I keep telling myself it’s true, I’ll forget it’s a lie’?

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my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

things people do in real world dialogue:

• laugh at their own jokes

• don’t finish/say complete sentences

• interrupt a line of thought with a sudden new one

• say ‘uh’ between words when unsure

• accidentally blend multiple words together, and may start the sentence over again

• repeat filler words such as ‘like’ ‘literally’ ‘really’ ‘anyways’ and ‘i think’

• begin and/or end sentences with phrases such as ‘eh’ and ‘you know’, and may make those phrases into question form to get another’s input

• repeat words/phrases when in an excited state

• words fizzle out upon realizing no one is listening

• repeat themselves when others don’t understand what they’re saying, as well as to get their point across

• reply nonverbally such as hand gestures, facial expressions, random noises, movement, and even silence

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This is all good advice, especially if your dialog tends to be somewhat stiff or unnatural, but reading it all in a list, I’m imagining a section of dialogue with literally all of these, back to back, in order, and it’s fucking hilarious. Someone write me a microfic. I don’t even care who it’s about.

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Alexander: And that’s my plan! Jefferson: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Alexander: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Jefferson: It fucking sucks. Alexander: That’s not constructive criticism

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Part 1/?

Y’all let’s do this. Before there are questions: Alex and Thomas are at Jeffersons apartment while John and Laf are at home and just staring at each other lmao If you’re a lams shipper please be polite-